egglover34

I'm exi and i love girls and cute dogs they

[danleydon]

danleydon.com

[staywildmoonrise]

WELCOME BACK, FABIAN.

[sacredstem]

me

[fairhytale-deactivated20240229]

My lamb, June, taking a nap and still managing to be cute af

[carrionthird]

me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…

[gucciwoodnymph]

must I “get a job” and “earn money?” is it not enough to just eat fruit and love women.......

[apathyfairy]

once u start thinking “oh i think i need to sit down in the shower for a little while” it’s literally all down hill from there

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

honey have you seen my stone hand clutching grapes? the stone hand clutching grapes, yeah. oh, here it is. i left it next to my shell. i said i left it next to my shell. my shell! forget about it

[3dspacecadetpinball]

[lesbyterianchurch]

It’s that month again folks! Happy February.

[kouha]

Best customer I’ve ever had was when some rich white cape cod lady in a floor length fur coat came into my store and asked her daughters what sweated pants were and how to wear them and her daughters kept trying to explain what sweat pants were to her and she was completely and utterly flummoxed by them

[kouha]

She asked if sweat pants are bisexual and her daughter was like “unisex?” and she was like “sure”

[dxkxdxg]

erg 1st mb 2nd bread spread very scary, think it went snoothly tho

[valtsv]

am a big fan of the relationship dynamic that is "scary powerful lady falls in love with total himbo because he's too dumb to be intimidated by her but drinks enough respect women juice on the regular to be very impressed by and genuinely supportive of everything she does"

[ladyshinga]

[parksanrec-deactivated20171215]

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

[rarnon]

[maxandthespidersfrommars-deacti]

Lmao

[bantlers-old]

omg

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

She wrecked him instead

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

“So you are a bottom?”

“Bullshit, you’re a taker.”

[hephaestus-mlm]

oh to be a sexy gay vampire sitting in my victorian neo-gothic home relaxing by a fireplace with my fellow sexy vampire lover

[dxkxdxg]

oh babye

i think i have a lot to unpack tommororw but i think im gonna leave that for tomorrow and im not sure what im gonna do abt it before then lol