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Indie Semi-Selective Luc from the short film "The Garden". Blog WIP. penned by makenzie.

[pissed-off-prince]

[kellymonaco-a]

[dxnceagain-blog]

“I did nothing wrong so leave me alone.”

[dxnceagain-blog]

Timeout Starters

"A childish attitude deserves a childish punishment."

"Five minutes. Don't move or I'll reset the timer."

"You're the one who decided to act like a child."

"Nose in the corner. Now."

"If you move one more time, I'll make sure you sit there for an hour."

"Stand still. You're supposed to be thinking, not playing."

"Keep it up and I'll make a seat for you just as childish as you're acting."

"It's either this or writing sentences. Pick one."

[dxnceagain-blog]

More spanking starters

"I warned you plenty. Perhaps a sore butt will make sure you listen next time."

"No, get over my knee now. Otherwise, these are coming down."

"I'm going to count to five, and by the time I reach that, you better have those down and over my lap."

"Paddle or cane. Choose."

"Bend over the couch. Get your underwear down as well."

"We've warned you more than once. You're getting a spanking."

"Nose in the corner, or do you need more time across my knee?"

"I don't care if others are around. You should have thought about that before you acted up."

"I told you if you came before I gave permission, you'd earn a spanking. I wasn't lying."

"I want you to count them. If you mess up, we start over."

"Oh no, you're not getting just my hand. You've earned the bathbrush."

"I'll spank you as long as I feel you need. And then your nose better be in that corner. Understood?"

"Get in this house right now, before I strip your hide."

"I'm aware they're coming over. Not my fault you're still in timeout."

[rpmemes-galore]

Stargate: SG-1  — Season 4  {Sentence Starters}

“No, I don’t think so.“

“It was your stupid idea.“

“I said it was easy, not wise.“

“Do you not find me attractive?”

“I didn’t hear you tell me to shut up.“

“Should have brought more snacks.“

“I think I just asked him not to kill me.“

“Glad I’ve been such a positive influence.“

“OK. Let’s keep this simple! Who are you?“

“Perhaps, next time, I will not be so forgiving.“

“Well, for once, yes. Would you hear me out?“

“You’re lucky you didn’t kill any of those men!“

“What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?“

“Well, that’s very flattering, but I’m not an alien.”

“Well, they say the first one’s always the hardest.“

“Your strength is five times that of a normal human.“

“So, this is the place you kept threatening to take me.”

“Okay, I’m here two hours early. When did you get in?“

“Anyway, that’s just how I feel about it. What do you think?”

“If we don’t find a way out of this soon… I’m going to lose it.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone enjoy oatmeal so much.“

“If I say ‘What?’ and you say ‘It’s classified’, I’m gonna shoot you.”

“We’re the guys with the guns, which means you answer our questions!“

“I mean, it’s just the most unbelievable, incredible thing I’ve ever experienced!“

“Wait a minute, you’re actually saying that you need someone dumber than you are?“

“Can we stop agreeing on how we’re going to die and start doing something about it?”

“I have misgivings about this mission, but deep down I know we’re doing the right thing.”

“Look, there are so many reasons this is wrong… and weird… and wrong? Did I mention wrong?“

“Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one’s faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal… WACKO!”

[dxnceagain-blog]

"It's my ice cream!" @roboteycs

@roboteycs

eats the entire ice cream in one bite just to spite him

[musingmemes]

send me ✤ + a ship and i’ll tell you…

who said i love you first?

who laughs when the other trips?

who pays the bills? 

which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?

who’s more clumsy?

who checks their daily horoscope?

who sings louder in the car?

who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?

who is more up to date in pop culture?

who insists on going to see the newest movies?

who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?

who’s the lighter sleeper?

who believes in ghosts?

who does the grocery shopping?

who updates their facebook status more often?

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

*slides up next to you at the bar* *pushes you off your chair* mine now

[would-your-oc]

Which OC has mastered the “death glare”?

[dxnceagain-blog]

mastered my ass

[memes4u]

Send 😘 if your muse finds my muse attractive.

[obscure-sentence-starters]

The Phantom Of The Opera — Broadway {Sentence Starters}

❛❛ Your number, sir? ❜❜

❛❛ Will you still play when all the rest of us are dead? ❜❜

❛❛ Some of you may recall the strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera: a mystery never fully explained. ❜❜

❛❛ Perhaps we may frighten away the ghost of so many years ago with a little illumination… ❜❜

❛❛ With feasting and dancing and song, tonight in celebration we greet the victorious throng.   ❜❜

❛❛  We are rehearsing. If you wouldn’t mind waiting a moment?  ❜❜

❛❛ Tonight, rejoice - your army has come home. ❜❜

❛❛ Always has his/her head in the clouds, I’m afraid. ❜❜

❛❛ Think of me fondly, when we’ve said goodbye. Remember me once in a while - please promise me you’ll try. ❜❜

❛❛ Don’t think about the things which might have been. ❜❜

❛❛ Think of the things we’ll never do. ❜❜

❛❛ You did well. He will be pleased. ❜❜

❛❛ Where in the world have you been hiding? ❜❜

❛❛ Father once spoke of an angel… I used to dream he’d appear…  ❜❜

❛❛ Somehow I know they’re always with me. ❜❜

❛❛ you must have been dreaming… stories like this can’t come true. ❜❜

❛❛ This is one visit I would prefer to make unaccompanied. ❜❜

❛❛ I was just fourteen and soaked to the skin. ❜❜

❛❛ Ignorant fool! ❜❜

❛❛ Stay by my side, guide me! ❜❜

❛❛ My power over you grows stronger yet… ❜❜

❛❛ Those who have seen your face draw back in fear… ❜❜

❛❛ You have come here, for one purpose, and one alone. ❜❜

❛❛ Let your mind start a journey through a strange new world! ❜❜

❛❛ Who was that shape in the shadows? ❜❜

❛❛ Damn you! You little prying Pandora! You little demon. ❜❜

❛❛ Now you cannot ever be free. ❜❜

❛❛ Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me? ❜❜

❛❛ Fear can turn to love - you’ll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster.   ❜❜

❛❛ No one likes a debtor, so it’s better if my orders are obeyed. ❜❜

❛❛ Who the hell is he/she? ❜❜

❛❛ He/she is clearly quite insane! ❜❜

❛❛ I have your letter - a letter which I rather resent! ❜❜

❛❛ It’s useless trying to appease me! ❜❜

❛❛ Think of how they all adore you! ❜❜

❛❛ Is this ghost an angel or a madman? ❜❜

❛❛ You’d never get away with all this in a play. ❜❜

❛❛ This is a game you cannot hope to win!  ❜❜

❛❛ A nation waits, and how it hates to be cheated. ❜❜

❛❛ So, it is to be war between us. ❜❜

❛❛ You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband’s absence. ❜❜

❛❛ To the roof. We’ll be safe there. ❜❜

❛❛ It was an accident. Simply an accident. ❜❜

❛❛ Don’t take me back there! ❜❜

❛❛ Say you love me every waking moment, turn my head with talk of summertime. ❜❜

❛❛ Say you need me with you, now and always… promise me that all you say is true - that’s all I ask of you… ❜❜

❛❛ Let me be your shelter, let me be your light. ❜❜

❛❛ All I want is freedom. ❜❜

❛❛ Say you love me. ❜❜

❛❛ All our fears are in the past. ❜❜

❛❛ Why is it secret? What have we to hide? ❜❜

❛❛ Please, let’s not fight. ❜❜

❛❛ What are you afraid of? ❜❜

❛❛ I can only hope you’ll understand in time. ❜❜

❛❛ Did you think that I had left you for good? ❜❜

❛❛ You’ve seen something, haven’t you? ❜❜

❛❛ He/she escaped. ❜❜

❛❛ They never found him. It was said he had died. ❜❜

❛❛ The world forgot them, but I never can. ❜❜

❛❛ You think I’m blind? ❜❜

❛❛ The answer is staring us in the face. ❜❜ 

❛❛ If you succeed, you free us all. ❜❜

❛❛ Fear my fury. ❜❜

❛❛ You resist, yet your soul obeys. ❜❜

❛❛ We had such hopes and now those hopes are shattered. ❜❜

[dxnceagain-blog]

“I didn’t mean it..”

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Aggressive Symbol Meme

☠ - for my muse to try and kill or attack yours ☮ - for my muse to kill or incapacitate someone trying to hurt your muse ♚ - for your muse to mind control mine (add ‘reverse’ for the reverse!) ❀ - to grab my muse by the jaw and force them to meet your muse’s gaze ✿ - to grab my muse by the throat and pin them to a wall/table/floor/etc ✂ - for my muse to snap at yours as a result of a bad mood ☯ - for my muse to wake yours in the middle of the night, panicked ♛ - for your muse to beat mine until they can’t fight back ⚜ - for my muse to hold a knife to the throat of someone your muse loves ☂ - for my muse to be arrested and beg yours to help them

[theexecutiioner-blog]

dxnceagain:

“N-Nothing! What’re you doing?”

“Yeah, and water is dry. Come on, don’t lie to me.”

[dxnceagain-blog]

“But water isn’t dry..” She tried to stall for a bit before she slowly put her hands in front of her, one of which was holding Violet’s gun. “I was just looking.”

[dxnceagain-blog]

Luc bit her lip and glared down at the floor, leaning her back against the bars. “You’re still a jerk,” She murmured, her voice cracking slightly. Luc shook her head and rubbed her sleeve over her eyes like she was trying to stop herself from crying.

[theexecutiioner-blog]

“What the hell are you doing?”

[dxnceagain-blog]

“N-Nothing! What’re you doing?”