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people at david’s place of work having a game called: is he talking about shane hollander or ilya rozanov? because david brags about them by referring to both of them as “my son”, and he’s not entirely aware he’s causing confusion either, so now his place of work knows a lot and at the same time very little about shane and ilya lmao
anon hater just accused me of (among other things) "encouraging kids to install malware on their parents' computers". I don't remember ever doing that but it sounded like a fun concept for a post so here are some ideas for things to install on your parents' computers!
a custom DNS resolver that blocks access to Fox News and other right-wing propaganda outlets
a keylogger to capture the admin password for your router so you can disable parental controls
a VPN or a virtual machine running the Tor browser to bypass access restrictions and age verification checks
your own "parental controls" browser extension, set up to send you notifications if your parents visit websites that indicate they might be spying on you (e.g. Life360)
a userscript that adds a fake virus warning popup to the donation pages of fascist political parties
have fun! make sure to do loads of reading and learn how things work so you can break them safely and effectively!
oh, and anon, my advice to you is never stab a man who collects knives
woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again
young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album
and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details
(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it
when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain
you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.
dream blunt rotation
This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!
Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:
Or this preferred Tumblr announcement system:
was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????
piplup with two guns what will he do 😳
SCREAM I FORGOT THIS WAS THE THUMBNAIL.... N THE VIDEO IS TITLED PIPLUP WATER GUN 😭😭😭
@daredevilhub creator event 2022 ↳ Day 1: Character(s) → MATT MURDOCK
insp: x | x
FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis
happy pride to my favourite post on reddit
heartbreaking: this heated rivalry fic author has no idea how hockey works
warm up doesn't end with them starting the game....
it's alternate captain NOT assistant captain!
there is nothing in the world that a player could do to "break a goalpost" and they also can't "stomp on a puck and split it in half"
NHL teams are not sharing a tunnel!!!!
ILYA ROZANOV AND SHANE HOLLANDER ARE NOT GETTING SENT DOWN TO THE MINORS NO MATTER HOW GAY THEY ARE!!!!
i don't care that it's the all star game they are NOT UP BY SEVEN!!!!!!!!!
THE TEAM CAPTAINS DO NOT RUN PRACTICE THE COACHES DO!!!!!!!
There is no extended break around Christmas!!!!
ROOKIES ARE NOT MAKING "MORE MONEY THAN THEY EVER IMAGINED" BECAUSE 1) THEY DID NOT STUMBLE INTO THE NHL THEY HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS THEIR ENTIRE LIVES 2) ELCs START AT 750K A YEAR, THAT IS A LOT OF MONEY YES, BUT ALSO THAT IS AN IMAGINABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY, EVEN IF THEY GET A CHUNKY FIRST CONTRACT THAT IS STILL AN IMAGINABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY!!!!!
this is a canon nitpick not a how hockey works nitpick, but..... Shane won 2 cups with Montreal, Ilya won 1 cup with Boston, together they have three COMBINED cups, BUT neither Ilya NOR Shane are winning their INDIVIDUAL FOURTH CUP while on the centaurs (unless you've written them already winning a cup while on the cens) because 2+1=3 (Shane) and 1+1=2 (Ilya)
if you're going to make your own names for teams that aren't mentioned in the book or show awesome! maybe just like.... check the list of NHL teams first???? because uhhhh......
the VANCOUVER CANADIANS?????
and the BUFFALO SABRETOOTHS?????
WAGs aren't making posters to hold up at the game.
defensemen are called defensemen because they are the skaters who defend the goal NOT because they are the skaters who take do the fights.
SHANE HOLLANDER AND ILYA ROZANOV DO NOT HAVE ROAD ROOMMATES AT THEIR BIG AGE!!!!!! THE NHLPA BARGANED THAT OUT OF EXISTENCE (except for players on ently level contracts) IN TWENTY FUCKING THIRTEEN!!!!!! this inaccuracy is unforch reinforced by the show and the book which has Ilya rooming with Connors and Shane rooming with Hayden long after their ELCs would've been done. HOWEVER I am choosing to believe that the book and show is NOT inaccurate, but simply that the NHLPA is somehow even more useless in the game changer universe than it is in our universe.
Players from opposing teams are not doing locker room media scrums together!!!!!!!!!!
Neither shane nor ilya nor scott nor troy not hayden nor ryan nor nor nor nor will ever ever and i mean EVERRRRR win SEVEN (7) STANLEY CUPS! That is not happening in this universe, or the game changer universe! that is not how the sport of hockey has worked in DECADES PLURAL!!!!! there are nine (9) players TOTAL who have won seven (7) Stanley cups and the last time any of those bitches won was..... NINETEEN SEVENTY NINE (1979)!!!!!!!!!!!!
weeknight hockey games typically start at 7pm and end at 9:30ish plus showering, media, and commute, Hayden Pike is getting home LONG after his children have gone to bed.
NHL TEAMS ARE NOT DRAFTING GUYS WHO ARE ONLY "OKAY" AT HOCKEY!!!! AND THEY ESPECIALLY AREN'T DOING IT WHEN THEY'RE FIVE FOOT SIX!!! (5'6)
a 6-2 win is neither breathtaking NOR record breaking. that's a normal ass blowout.
TEAMS DO NOT TAKE BUSES ON ROADTRIPS TEAMS DO NOT TAKE BUSES ON ROADTRIPS TEAMS DO NOT TAKE BUSES ON ROADTRIPSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEAMS.
DO.
NOT.
TAKE.
BUSES.
ON.
ROADTRIPS.
general managers are NOT coaches and VICE VERSA (troy ryan is an idiot and should not be looked to for inspiration) coaches don't make trades! and gms don't run practices!!! (NEITHER DO THE CAPTAINS!!!!!)
finding a secular french elementry school in MONTREAL QUEBEC is not a challenge.
holy shit prev you're right shane did win a 3rd cup in montreal and i forgot because it's barely fucking mentioned in the books, and we DON'T SEE IT HAPPEN IN EITHER OF SHANE AND ILYA'S!!! IT GETS A THROWAWAY LINE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THE LONG GAME AND THAT'S IT!!!!!!
^ THAT'S IT!!! okay well it also gets mentioned a bit in ch4 because they bring the cup to the camp, but like STILL!!!! shane won a whole ass cup OFF OF THE PAGE?!?!?!
I do stand by the "ilya isn't winning his fourth cup" comment, because that incorrect fact is what lead me to write that addition to the post. Ilya has won one (1) cup.
they aren't organizing whole team PR events for the second week of july!!! during second week of july at most only the guys with families are in town!!!! EVERYONE ELSE IS ON VACATION!!!!!!
and also THE PLAYOFFS ARE DONE BY JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12 year old boys know what boners are
defensemen don't take faceoffs
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which hill are you dying on today monarch
the tuna melt scene glorifies the problematic and exploitative fishing industry
making actors film kissing scenes puts them at risk of contagious diseases
hayden pike literally ate my lunch
the show promotes bad oral hygiene bc we never see anyone brushing their teeth
shane never apologises for exacerbating the housing crisis
shane and ilya take a lot of flights and probably don't carbon offset them
jacob tierney's decision to cut the jackie le fay storyline is misogynistic
david and shane's relationship is unrealistic bc good dads aren't real irl
the scene where shane makes excess burgers makes light of the food waste crisis
the show demonises bald people by having ilya's dad be a dick
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*
a small rhythmic motion: is happening
us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible
