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those funny erling haaland memes but with ilya rozanov because this type of humor is very ilya coded to me

#bag fan of this crossover #ilya rozanov #heated rivalry #hollanov

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

#tumblr is neil josten #discord WAS hinata shouyou #but is now snoopy #in my heart they become best of friends

memyselfandi13531

can i say something mean. #myshane would HATE gay people coming to centaurs games just to support him and ilya. genuinely fucking SEETHING. he's smiling and waving at them but in his head he's just like they don't CARE about hockey they don't CARE they're only here because i'm fucking GAY they're not REAL fans do they even KNOW how good i am god this is SO embarrassing

#myshane #shane hollander #heated rivalry

lavenderprose

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

#canon #shane hollander #heated rivalry

yolkylemon

💪 💦

#IM SO OBSSESSED WITH THIS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND #esnupi how are you lifting weights even 🥹🥹#heated rivalry #shane hollander #my fav

aslongasitsblack

when people meet ilya and tell him “oh my god im your husbands biggest fan” he responds “well you didn’t marry him… so not his biggest fan”

#heated rivalry #hollanov

argillaforma

thinking about shane who in his late 30’s discovers that he might be autistic and kind of freaks out about it because he’s already the gay hockey player and the asian hockey player he doesn’t also want to be the autistic hockey player with all the negative stereotypes it comes with but he finally confides in ilya one day and says i think i might have autism and ilya gives him a soft look and says yes i think maybe you do and at first shane gets a little angry at ilya because why does it seem like you knew? how did you know? why didn’t you tell me? and ilya says because i think you deserve to figure out how you feel without me plantning ideas in your head and no matter what you would still be my shane, trying to be all sweet about it and shane gives him a careful look and asks is that why you haven’t turned on the overheard light in 2 years and ilya sighs and nods

#canon #heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander

foxflees

professional shit starter not finisher

#I LOVE THE COLORS #so good wow #aftg #andreil #all for the game

summerhalder

i think ilya should be licking champagne and doing bodyshots off shane after their first cup win together

#real and true #heated rivalry #hollanov

mybloodstream-caffeine

Hollanov are watching some sappy lifetime movie where one of the main love interests is still grieving the loss of her late husband, but by the end of the movie, after much prompting, she comes to the conclusion that he'd want her to be happy, even if that meant moving on with another man.

When the credits roll, hollanov turn to each other, almost simultaneously, and basically both say some version of "If you died tragically, I would mourn you until the day I died, I would literally never move on, I don't know what that bitch was talking about." And then they have crazy codependent sex about it. My mutually insane lovebirds 💕💕💕

#YES let them be codependent freaks #heated rivalry #hollanov