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thedailyreminders

Self care isn’t just drinking water and going to sleep early. Self care is taking a break when things become overwhelming, saying no to things you do not want to do, allowing yourself to cry, asking for help from those around you, doing things that make you happy.

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xbutwithlesbians

Phantom of the Opera but with lesbians

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sign me the fuck up

wheel-of-fish

Will Takarazuka Revue’s all-female production of Yeston and Kopit’s Phantom suffice?

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S I G N 👏 M E 👏 T H E 👏 F U C K 👏 U P

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GAY POWER MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE ACTIVATED.

thenightling

If you like that I highly suggest you should check out Wao Yoka as Dracula. Not only is she a great female Dracula but she’s one of the best Draculas period.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN-CPrEuuJY

It’s in Japanese but the refrain there is essentially

“It’s over. It’s over. The battle’s done. Why don’t you just surrender to me? You can see I have won.”

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lorem64

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

ankaa-avarshina

Two words: Raw eggs.

lorem64

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

ankaa-avarshina

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

phantoms-lair

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

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Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

antique-scarecrow

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

kingantlion-deactivated20231130

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

antique-scarecrow

its good

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dicksmasher

Reblog to curse your mutuals

kaijuno

Astronomers deliver first photo of black hole

She’s beautiful

kaijuno

Y’all calling me a nerd for something that I watched a few of my profs and coworkers tear up over so let me wax poetic for a minute.

This is the densest thing in the known universe. This object doesn’t abide by our laws of nature. Black holes will be around long after every star has died and every planet is a cold husk. This black hole sees all of time around it, all at the same time. You’re looking into infinity and vast nothingness at the same time. This little blurry picture is our first direct look at the most powerful object in the universe. This picture proves Einstein and Hawking we’re right. This picture is the culmination of 100 years of hard work and an array of telescopes crisscrossing our entire planet. This is the first day of a new branch of astrophysics. Fuck y’all calling me a nerd at least I can appreciate the work and passion that went into this very image

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Remember those blurry little photos we had of Pluto, and how the world gasped at its beauty when we got those first high res photos, and wonder what marvelous things we’ll be seeing when someday we get those high res photos of a black hole.