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costumed hedgehogs requested by Peter Jordan on my patreon
[Drawing of a hedgehog in an apple costume saying “Everyone isn’t doing better than you.”, a hedgehog in a lemon costume saying “You’re doing great.”, a hedgehog in a peach costume saying “And you still have time.”, and a hedgehog in a banana costume saying “It will be okay. You got this!”]
Random sci fi bit:
Someone walks into a room announcing, “I hate to be the bearer of bad news…” and their alien friend spits water because the translator said, “I’m unhappily pregnant with new evil.”
Who the fuck programmed their translator, Google?
It was Bing
A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.
I would watch the crap outta this like wow
Envy: “Glut, back off the guy, okay?”
Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”
Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”
Pride: “Damn right we did!”
Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.
Pope Francis: "Its pretty good"
Rumpus Room - 1960
TRUE FACT: This was a very subversive advertisement for wood paneling in 1960. You see, there are three committed couples in this image.
The way Dick, Tom, and Steve are looking at each other, I think it's Two committed couples and a Lady named Linda
I made a chart.
“fuck” I think properly describes it
I stayed in and berated myself for not being more successful because I didn’t have the energy or focus to get dressed or make plans to go and have good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now?
@plainviolet
@mentalhellness IM IN THE SANE ROOM YOU FUCK.
@plainviolet this room is many things. Same is not one of them
I made a chart.
“fuck” I think properly describes it
I stayed in and berated myself for not being more successful because I didn’t have the energy or focus to get dressed or make plans to go and have good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now?
@plainviolet
We Asked People To Illustrate Where They Fall On The Kinsey Scale And It’s Pure Art (x)
"I am Thawing"
Finished my first Bisexual Identification Card.
The front reads: Bisexual Identification Card This card certifies the bearer as as official, card-carrying bisexual. Authorized signature-not valid unless signed / Member since No expiration date, no renewal required.
The back reads: Bisexuality: (noun) sexual attraction to more than one gender. No, it is not a phase. No, I am not confused. No, everyone is not “a little bi.” No, I don’t automatically want a threesome. Yes, bisexuals can be happy in a monogamous relationship. I do not owe you a detailed list of my previous romantic and/or sexual partners.
@plainviolet
It all comes down to a couple of jokes. First, it’s mentioned that Judy Hopps, the rabbit heroine, has 275 brothers and sisters. It’s supposed to be a quick gag about how fast rabbits reproduce, and if you’re like me, you just assumed that Judy’s parents are unstoppable fuck machines.
But if you pause the charming Disney movie to do math, you reach horrifying conclusions. Judy’s parents represent everyday bunnies who live mundane lives, so it’s safe to assume that having 275 children is considered average. If all 275 of Judy’s siblings have an average of 275 kids of their own, Judy’s going to have 75,625 nieces and nephews. The third generation of Hopps would be 20,796,875 strong – a Sri Lanka’s worth of offspring. The fourth generation would see 5,719,140,625 bunnies born, while the fifth would see 1,572,763,671,875. There would be over one and a half trillion Hopps. To put that in perspective, that’s 212.5 times the current human population, and there would be about 14.6 times more members of the Hopps family than there have been estimated people in all of human history.
I think we can all agree that Judy is adorable, and there’s a significant subsection of the internet that finds her much more than that. But she’d be a lot less fuzzy-wuzzy if there were a trillion and a half of her blotting out the very surface of the Earth as they strip it bare in their all-consuming quest for carrots. And that’s just one family.
The Sexy Reason Why The Society In Zootopia Is Doomed
Oh, did you not know about The ZoaPurge?
That magical day every decade when predators can be predators and prey can be prey.
No homo tho
this is just the randomest thing but I can’t look away
listen. i know jk rowling knows absolutely nothing about america but for the entire country to only have a single wizarding school there must be either 200 professors working at this place or you get to your first potions class and it’s held in a fucking baseball stadium.
#[megaphone voice] and now-now-now put your hands together for the DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH-eath-eath#[sound of a crowd screaming]#[fireworks]#[indistinct question from the eighty-third row]#[megaphone voice] YES THIS WILL BE ON THE TEST (via transhansolo)
SO A FRIEND AND I ACTUALLY JUST DID THE MATH ON THIS.
Between 1972-1979 there were 5,802,282 live births in the United Kingdom. These live births account for the roughly 600 Hogwarts students during Harry’s first year, and would make the birth rate of Wizards approximately 0.01% of the population.
The population of the United States in 2014 was 318.9 million - 23.1% of which were children 0-17. That would mean there were 73,665,900 children in 2014. Checking live births from a time period of 1997-2003 (which would account for children aged 11-17) gives us 27,978,287 children. If 0.01% of them were magical, we’re left with 27,978 school age magical children in the United States in 2014.
If we wanted school sizes similar to Hogwarts - 600 children to a school - we would need at minimum 47 magical schools. If we wanted it more comparable to our own schooling - with an average student body size of roughly 1,430 students combined between middle school and high school during the 2009-2010 school years - we’re down to a minimum of 20 magical schools.
So, long story short. It is statistically impossible for there to be a single magical school in the United States.
It’s far more likely there is at least one school in each state, possibly more than one in much larger states like Alaska, Texas, and California while a single school could feasibly serve the clustered smaller states like Rhode Island, Massachusetts, and Connecticut.
And it's not like there aren't places outside of New England that have occult or otherwise magical traditions.
New Orleans, anyone? What about the folk magic traditions of Irish and German immigrants in Appalachia? Hippy Wizards living in communes in Oregon.
Or maybe a true-to-Tradition Native American school in the Four Corners, keeping a Navajo tradition alive that was almost wiped out by self-important white people who think that you need things like wands to do something magical
A summary of what it’s like inside my mind when an attractive girl talks to me.
@plainviolet someone on this internet once said "Sometimes you read the comic, sometimes it reads you";
In games like pathfinder and D&D when we’re putting our party together we often think about what roles each character can play. Often we do so just in terms of mechanics, but that isn’t the only way we can do. Sometimes I like to help build a party around a theme. One of the themes I like is the all one class party. The challenge than becomes making each character’s different both in story terms as well as mechanically even though they are based on the same mechanical chassis.
Have you ever played a game with all just one class? If so which class was it? And how did you make your characters separate both in terms of background and mechanics?
I ran an all-paladin game at PaizoCon a few years back. Each paladin worshipped a different god, and I gave them different feats and weapons and skills to reflect that. —Mod
I’ve had a few of those One-Offs I’ve always wanted to run, like:
Buh-Buh-[Barbarian] Bride: The chief of your small village falls in love with a beautiful princess from the next village over after seeing her bathing at a nearby lake. You and your party of barbarians are to go and retrieve her [Pain to those who fail]. You quickly realize that “She” is actually a particularly vicious owl-bear.
[Bard] School: Your party consists of soon-to-be graduates of the city’s School for Bards. For your thesis, your final project, you are tasked with going out into the city and finding the best story.
A Siege of [Monk] Mountain: All but one of the Master Monks have left the monastery on their annual retreat. You and the other disciples must fight off a band of thugs trying to rob what little you have.
[Rogue]’s Gallery: You and your Rogue friends recently pissed off the local Thieve’s Guild, and to clear your debt you are supposed to steal a heavily guarded painting during an upcoming costume ball.
The Dastardly Demon of [Wizard]’s Keep: You and the other wizard apprentices have just accidentally summoned a minor Devil from the pits of the abyss. You have to destroy the demon and clean up the mess without any of the teachers finding out.
this is so ridiculous but i don’t care
