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25 | he/they | Communist

[touhouweed]

[leavesofgas]

[swagophile]

I get that the prevailing wisdom is that if yoy get mad at people calling you mean words online you should probably try focusing on something else but its actually allowed for me. Im allowed to get mad. I will let my divine blade taste the warm blood of vengeance because I am ordained with the mandate of heaven. It's just and right for me to enact virtue by purifying this world of a useless wretch such as yourself. Yeah. Also im not "too sensitive" I'm a brave and powerful warrior and I'm going to strike you down where you stand because I have been blessrd by something greater. Can you say the same? I'm gonna do aome straight up oldboy shit to you

[swagophile]

if i was marquis de sade i would just write 1 day of sodom because 100 just feels like too many.

[swagophile]

reign it in buddy. thats just too far. you gotta be better than that bud you're getting a little out there you gotta try ti show some restraing dude. like come on. enough is enough

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[nickyandmikey]

god 50 years ago you really could go see a trashy b-movie and it still had gorgeous cinematography, lighting and set design, fun costumes and makeup, and now a hollywood production could have 80 million dollars thrown at it only for it to look like a drawn-out tv commercial for laundry detergent

[asurrogateblog]

if brian wilson was in the toy story universe he would know about the toys

[ri5k]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

it’s impossible to tell if the Saw franchise is good or bad

[aproclivityforgayshit-again]

theres a lot of penises on your blog

[mesetacadre]

marxist seinfeld: what's the deal with liberalism?

[txttletale]

S19E17 - The Literacy Program

Jerry gets into hot water when he can't figure out if his new girlfriend is a Maoist or a Trotskyist. George pretends he can't read to get out of his responsibilities as party secretary. Kramer reads Settlers.

[hypnagogue-i]

None of this will even Appear in my next life

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Saw 7 night

[badassdemonsword]

Literally me when i listen to rock music

[wosp-reactivated]

If you're not willing to die in my honourless war without an end, you can unfollow me and then still do it, please. We really need more soldiers, please.

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

THIS IS TIGERMEN TERRITORY YOU SON OF A BITCH