Yankee Scum

From the city of broad shoulders

[ikaricrossinglines]

Happy New Year! RESIST x

[raptorific]

Also the Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon debate has never ceased to confuse me, like, you’re basically wondering who’d win in a fight between a fully staffed US Navy research vessel armed with harpoons and torpedos and all sorts of other boat vessels OR your weedman and his sweet vintage van, his buddy riding shotgun with a crossbow

[theonion]

Bloodied, Bruised John Kerry Emerges Victorious At Kickboxing Tournament In Bangkok Prison

BANGKOK—Spitting out a broken tooth as his opponent lay motionless on the bare cement floor, a battered Secretary of State John Kerry emerged victorious Wednesday evening from an underground kickboxing tournament at Bangkok’s notorious Bang Kwang Central Prison, sources reported. “Any other takers?” said the sweat-drenched U.S. cabinet official in perfectly accented Thai, unwrapping the blood-soaked cloths from his hands and feet as spectators showered him in crumpled 20-, 50-, and 100-baht bills. “I certainly hope there’s someone else out there who’s better at muay thai than that last fellow. I was under the impression they took their kickboxing seriously in these parts.” When no one else stepped forward to square off against him, Kerry departed, and was reportedly seen socializing at a black-tie diplomatic gala at the American embassy 90 minutes later.

[otherwindow]

Dark Souls (2011)

[meme-and-universe-incorpora-blog]

Im 100 percent sure thats from shrek

[otherwindow]

[justcatposts]

[norburys]

[wilsonpatricks-deactivated20191]

We were trying to get Puff through Immigration.

[paxamericana]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[overlordleaveshiswife-deactivat]

THIS IS THE PUREST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

[danismm]

you’re wrong, dad!

[wilwheaton]

Roger knew she was right, and he envied her freedom to say it out loud.

[plasmalogical]

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

[scottsumrners]

how do u wear a sword

[plasmalogical]

on your hip like a normal person. or on your back if youre a dumb anime dweeb

[bpdgooglesearches]

how to come back to life after u kill yourself to see how much attention u get

[appuzzoclay-deactivated20200221]

[mhalachai]

Sebastian Stan was a child in Romania under Ceaușescu’s regime. When you grow up like that, you’re always looking out for the next dictator.

[officially-tilly]

His face in the last gif. It physically pains me, it’s like my feelings about this whole year summed up in one gif. 

[wilwheaton]

Shut the fuck up, publicist. Your client has an authentic moment based on his real life, and you want to stop him because it’s off the safe, polished, boring script.

[tyleroakley]

#2006vs2016: some things never change

[chex-quest-deactivated20171130]

лагер Ласло hallobeanies, лагер Ласло последния епизод, лагер Ласло обичат болни, лагер Ласло meatman, епизоди лагер Ласло, лагер Ласло забавни моменти, лагер Ласло хот-дог епизод, лагер Ласло Свети Валентин, лагер Ласло край, лагер Ласло, лагер Ласло боб и кренвирши, лагер Ласло пълни епизоди, лагер Ласло където е Ласло, лагер Ласло чужденец епизод, лагер Ласло сте там Смитс, лагер балсам Ласло въздух, лагер Ласло AMV, лагер Ласло животни, лагер Ласло арабика,  лагер Ласло работа и тор, лагер Ласло невероятно състезание, лагер отваряне Ласло аниме, лагер Ласло зърна са от Марс, лагер Ласло боулинг за динозаври, лагер Ласло е Едуард, лагер Ласло оригване, лагер Ласло бебе боб, лагер Ласло броня, лагер Ласло боб в Страната на играчките, лагер Ласло бокса Едуард, лагер Ласло burpless, лагер Ласло мида, лагер Ласло Колед

[squided]

I thought translating it would clear things up but I’m more confused than ever before.  

[cleavepool-deactivated20170803]

*touches soil* something awful happened here

[vapebleach]

[mynameislu-blog]

[thanasphere-deactivated20160117]

FUNK ENGINE

[1017andpregnant-deactivated2017]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

what is this cooking meme. is this a chef subculture i dont know about? a butcher subculture meme?

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

you all just let me play myself like that