Quarantine Queer

They/them just straight chillin. 22

[only-tiktoks]

[blattaro-moved]

[moonrisetowers]

exactly

[brockdavis]

Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️ - via my new @brockdavisart instagram

[luxmundi-i]

[tlirsgender]

Shouldn't have put the new year in the middle of winter cause then everyone expects you to get your shit together in january. Of all times

[tlirsgender]

"What's your new years resolution" Survive. Ask me again when I'm not vitamin d deficient

[transhuman-priestess]

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

[transhuman-priestess]

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

[anjew-jackson]

which lucky lady gets to be subjected to me behaving like this 24/7 🧍🏻‍♂️

[sulwynsurbwch]

I'm literally this dad

[biglawbear]

I love these videos they're all having so much fun

[diaryventblog-2500]

REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU FEEL SAFER WHEN QUEER SPACES ARE OPENLY ACCEPTING OF AMAB NONBINARY PEOPLE

[transmutationisms]

if im honest i get a bit wary whenever i start to hear people talk about how transitioning can solve xyz other problem in your life like if it does for you that's great but transition should also be accessible to people who will never be a psychiatric 'success story' and it shouldn't need to be morally justified on the grounds that it will make you 'better' in some way. if you transition and become 1000x as Insane And Unhealthy i love u actually

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[the-descolada]

Eagerly getting into the submersible industry, that’s the point there right?

[the-descolada]

I’m being informed that in light of recent events this is no longer true

[prokopetz]

Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".

[prokopetz]

"Or he'd just fight it himself" no, he would not, for two reasons:

This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario's central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem's support structure.

This sort of thing clearly falls into another protagonist's idiom, and Mario is a union man – he's not going to scab on Kirby. Perish the thought!

[blackcattails]

"I wouldn't take-a the food from another video game mascot's plate!"

"I don't think Kirby gets paid for this."

"That's-a not what I said."

*off-screen vacuum sounds*

[beardedmrbean]

Audio is crap, but turn it up when they hit the snow to improve your day anyhow

[crazy-brazilian]

this is what the establishment fears the most

[slopaganda]

on a scale of “dapper” to “fuckboy” how would you rate your taste in gnc womens fashion 

[slopaganda]

[slopaganda]

wait actually

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

[only-tiktoks]

[comfortabletextiles]

I'm so feral normal about this

[sassysouthernsexydiva]

💗💕

[babyanimalgifs]

Tiny round rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole 

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[were--ralph]

fucking amazing content

[bogleech]

“the most animal” is like a nonsense meme phrase but this is really the most animal. It’s a round spot in the world with the face and legs a baby could draw. If you couldn’t remember what an animal was your brain would conjure this vision as the blurry recollection.

[radiofreederry]

The WOKE LEFT is coming to STEAL YOUR BREAKFAST

[doedipus]