THEY ARE STARVING!!!

@dyke-donkey 's dedicated reblogging blog. NSFW, 18+

[contemptible-scoundrel]

a girl without a penis is like a top hat without brass cogs and goggles that can't be stretched over the brim to cover ones eyes -THE STEAMPUNK CHASER

[0v9]

thank you for your addition joe

[flipchild]

[etcstims]

GIANT WEEVIL | source

[srealism]

my dad on a rollercoaster

[watermelonjeager-deactivated201]

This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!

There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.

I just worry about their safety.

markiplier stay safe! <3

[boringkate]

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

[pooltoys-daily]

today’s pooltoy: Shosu Airplane Puppy

[txttletale]

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

[moffpup]

keep petting me to increase your dog residue stat

[horsewheelie]

[polymerclay]

Deer Mike 2008 (Lost Disney Pilot)

[grumsal]

im so happy for lenny

[maroonracoon]

[certified-cervid]

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

[dynasoar5]

my duckwife kira (duckdejour) and i enjoy watching tv

[proteusolm]

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

[haha-cluck]

Our language is so right about so many animals. One of my favorites is the word for wolf: Waawoono (Wah-wu-no). That is absolutely the noise that wolves make lmao