[nextchapter]

man imagine going 73 years thinking that blond bitch is going to come out any minute and expose your marriage built on lies only for your one-that-got-awaytionship from 50 years ago to return in leveled up gilf form and do it instead

[pavizi]

pavizi dcau harlivy art. these ones got a little weird

[chamomileblues]

a kiss at your fathers doorstep

[chamomileblues]

what are millions of years to loving for the first time

[pbeeanjay]

[finishingschoolbooks]

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

[were-ralph]

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[shigeoreum]

if i had a nickle for every alien x human pairing that explores unexplainable loneliness and a connection and oneness between the two i’d have two. which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.

[spikedru]

girl vampires are so cool we need more girl vampires in general

[spikedru]

and like. girl vampires who are given the same kind of depth as male vampires of reconciling their own monstrous desires with how human they still are or not. and not like. vapid sexy temptresses or whatever. they have their time and place but i want a girl vampire desperately gripping the sink looking into the mirror just to see what isnt there anymore

[willgrahamscock]

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

[willgrahamscock]

one day you just wake up to 30 dms from your mutual across the world and they're like imagine if these characters were trapped in bikini bottom and they had to fuck or die and you're like, yeah tell me more

[willgrahamscock]

sometimes you think yeah i'm over this hyperfixation then you log onto tumblr dot com and your mutual is blorbo posting in such a niche and perverted way that it relights the flame for another decade

[willgrahamscock]

I am not immune to propaganda, all it takes is a few gifs of some gay bullshit happening and i'm locked in

[dykegoesdownwithship]

i step away from the fandom for ten minutes and now ryan guzman has a soul patch. dear god.

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[shittyidea]

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

[cowsnotcrows]

For Father’s Day Bruce gets to hold his son for the first time in years 🫶

[blue-brerry]

Guy who posts after 1 billion years

[dykegoesdownwithship]

just saw someone in a pinterest comment section try to claim that supernatural rpf invented omegaverse. pls send the kids back to school oh my god.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature