you’re so many things

i’m tired

[roseapothecary]

…and i think that’s really beautiful.

[ropoto]

Abbi Jacobson was like I am gonna create the best show of 2022

LGBTQ characters in A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN (2022)

[vthevegan-blog]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

[chocolatefitspo]

this whole post got me in tears

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Gay women are allowed to do whatever

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

“she blew up a planet” okay and? your homophobia is showing

[smindersonfan]

Lesbians can’t blow up the planet, that’s evil. No MATTER their sexual orientation.

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

No it’s fine

[mtndewpitchblack]

another great post sent directly from god

[noodlegirl-googlyeyes]

gonna be honest. no number of iced beverages can save me at this point

[legallybrunette1997]

family appalled that their very quiet well behaved mature child who never caused any problems has grown up and turned out to have many many problems. more news at 8!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when i say "I've outdone myself" i mean it as a threat

[nutaella-kookie-deactivated2023]

"rejecting cookies may make some functions of this site not work properly" reject reject reject fuck you and your whole fucking family

[youre-only-gay-once]

good. I want it to

[soothsaying]

“I may think of you softly from time to time. But I’ll cut off my hand before I ever reach for you again.”

— Arthur Miller, The Crucible (via wordsnquotes)

[rottingfacade]

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

[teaboot]

Just passed a group of teenage girls walking downtown.... wearing cargo pants and platform crocs.... nature really is healing......

[teaboot]

Cannot stress enough that this is NOT a condemnation, this is genuine delight that young girls in my town have stopped dressing up like Kardashians and are finally just goofing around on summer break in comfortable shoes and funky graphic shirts.

15 year olds should not be worries about having a thigh gap, they should be trying on SpongeBob bucket hats at the pier and drinking twice their weight in corn syrup like hummingbirds

[gaysie]

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...

[putridcowboy]

the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex

[sybbalb-deactivated20221228]

hi. will it ever end

[athelind]

The Most Tumblr Punchline

I've noted before that my favorite punchline on Tumblr is "hang on, gotta look something up/okay that's funny."

Let me explain why:

It is a way to say "I don't get it" without blaming the joke or the teller.

It is a tacit admission of ignorance without shame or judgement.

It assumes responsibility for acquiring the knowledge the respondent doesn't already have.

It cues other people who Don't Get It to do the look-up themselves, allowing them to get that full impact of Getting It without derailing the post with explanations.

It gives subsequent readers, whether or not THEY got the joke, a little frisson of good feelings when they realize that someone else is now In On The Joke.

It not only makes the original joke funnier, it gets funnier the more often it's used.

[tabboty]

Why are we disecting humor I'm not smart enough for this

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

have you tried looking it up

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..