Marshmellow Dream Bar

I'm Laura, 26, probably not real but neither are you.

[ice-block]

Uh oh, my WiFi’s down!

I’m now in

The gradient zone

[nene-kamishiro]

Gradient zone aesthetic:

[werdondastreets]

Boys need love too! IG | _trashtalks

[nylarac]

[tulipnight]

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[carelust]

[stunningpicture]

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

[oldwordcubed]

This is much more beautiful than whatever it was supposed to look like.

[platypusparfait]

No one:

Corporations: PRIDE is coming up you big, gay bitch! Give us your money!!

[medievalswords]

[relinquishmysky]

James acaster is a fucking gift

[slopaganda]

fun activity: lesbians, describe your theoretical taste in men

[slopaganda]

i see everybody’s got their third eye open today 

[slopaganda]

ok so you’re all just talking about thor

[xiaq]

Overheard in the parking garage:

A 20-something guy in work-out gear talking on the phone: Listen. Listen. I have made a shitload of banana bread, man. I’m telling you, you’re going to fuck up the texture if you put that much sugar in. No. Bro. Listen to me. Do not– Well, I’m not going to eat it if it’s grainy as shit. Fine.

[polyversity]

Dunno if anyone outside the UK has noticed, but Britain in the last week has decided that tipping milkshakes over fascists is what we do now.

To the point that McDonalds were asked by the police to stop selling them, and it didn’t help at all.

Someone with a gourmet giant shake today just drenched Farage and he looks like a sad milky weasel. Blessed day.

[polyversity]

[therobotmonster]

Just drink in that headline.

[expressions-of-nature]

Cadillac Mountain, Maine by Jack Ward

[kinggizzard]

ravioli ravioli give me a reason to live

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[gifsthatmakesyoulaugh]

[afraiddave-deactivated20220727]

This saw senses when it hits flesh.

I just thought that was the world’s most powerful hotdog

[oddlyaquaria]

im so thankful for Christine Sydelko speaking out about this and being a positive fat idol