When will leave Jackson diary incorrect quotes part 2?
IT MAKES ME WHEEZE WHEN I READ PART 1
If you check the reblogs to the original post, I made a part 2
NJ (Nightmare Jackson), writing fanfiction: #murder as a love language, #hurt no comfort, #MCR voice: I'M NOT OKAAAYYYY, #author does NOT need sleep, #physically running away from feelings because what even are those
Exer: If you need me to babysit Charlie, I'm available 24/6
Bailey: Don't you mean 24/7?
Exer: No, Saturdays are date nights with David
David, half asleep: Peer pressure me into completing tasks
Brenda: Do it or you're straight.
David, immediately getting up: I SAID PEER PRESSURE NOT THREATEN
Charlie: Can I have some?
Exer, eating Cup O Cat cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it
Ken: An emotional minefield
Jackson: A neurochemical reaction
Timothy: baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more-
K3vin, talking to the REDs, Brenda, Pamela, and the Detention Kids: you and your dreadful little polycule haven't seen the last of me
Jackson: I wanna sleep for 40 hours
NJ: You know that's called a coma, right?
Jackson: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now
Ken: I thought I was doing amazing socially at a party and then this girl asked me if I was autistic
Dylan: Sh*t, I don't have enough money to pay rent . . .
Marco, biting his lip, looking Dylan up and down: Well . . . I'm sure we can find a . . . solution
Bailey: THIS. IS. MONOPOLY. HORNY JAIL. RIGHT NOW
Brenda: All I did was catch your plate of chicken nuggets before they hit the ground
Ken: But you did it heroically
K3vin: That was weeks ago. Things change.
Stars: *chokes on spit* excuse me? Do not pull that "when you fell from heaven" shit on me-
Ken: When you crawled up from hell?
David: I swear on my friends' lives that I don't have a crush on Exer
Brenda, hands on her neck: I can't BREATHE
Ronald: I . . . I see the light
Jackson, literally a theater kid: *choking sounds before he collapses on the floor*
Jackson: I just had a thought, which, as you can imagine, was stressful
Ken: Yeah, crushes are the worst, I always act stupid when I'm near mine
Brenda: But you always act stupid
Jolie: I just saw Ken pour 4 pounds of sugar into a dryer and he said he was making cotton candy
Timothy: . . . Did it work?
NJ: I like men in the sense that I can perform unethical experiments on them
NJ: everyone is addicted to my Fun and Flirty personality. lives have been destroyed
Ken: so I was talking to Brenda-
NJ: *humming along to Monster High songs*
Jackson: *walks into the room* what are you listening to?
Harry: Happy birthday, son . . .
Exer: ?? is it my last?
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Christine: Good morning pumpkin
remember to drink water . . .
David: did you poison it?
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Christine: Hey just picked up David and Exer from school
they got into a fight
Harry: 👍
Christine: What
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Norman, texting Mariah: Get bell soon.
wet*
wep*
Oh forget it.
You can just perish.
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David, in a group chat with the REDs, Brenda, Pamela, and the Detention Kids: I want a bf
Brenda: Do you mean boyfriend or best friend?
Exer: I can be both
Ken: damn that's crazy
Timothy: @/inhiseyesaflamingglow ron come get the tea but be careful it's BURNING HOT 🔥
David: [dumb blond is replying to magic boi] {I can be both} ??? WAHT??!??
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Ken: hey
Haru, two days later: what.
Ken: can you get toilet paper like two days ago? mom wanted me to ask
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Ken: I need to tell you smth important
Elijah: yeah go on
Ken: here I'll just send it. https://social.mtdv.me/articles/UGjq058oAB
Elijah: . . . why.