Dylan

(WARNING: MAY POST LEWD AND OR TRIGGERING STUFF AND MINORS DON'T INTERACT) Hey there! Thanks for stopping by! My name is Dylan, I'm a guy who does hunky headcanons for the nations and is a huge avgeek as well, but I also like ocean liners, trains (Thomas and Friends included) classic cars, and especially my hubby Alfred

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In this household, we believe

Chubby Alfred is Best Alfred

Thick Thighs Save Lives

A Real Man Has A Belly

Arthur Is A Prick

Ivan Is Not A Monster, Just Misunderstood

Prosh!tters Can Get The Hell Off My Page (That's means you, U SUK, AmeCan (sowwy didn't mean to twigger you I mean "cAnAmE!1!1", and any incestuous ship)

Hetalia and SatW Can Work Together

RusAme Can Be Lovey Dovey, Not Toxic All The Time

Men Look Hot In Uniform, Be It Police, Military, etc.

If you believe any of the following, feel free to interact!

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Happy Birthday, Papa.

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idk what else to send so here’s panty

Uh, okay

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What?

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how’d you find my blog (i’m just curious)

I was scrolling through the Hetalia tag and I found your artwork of Alfie

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yuri or yaoi

Yaoi

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got any strong opinions on big women? (since we already know how you feel about big men)

I don't mind, but you are asking a gay dude

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do you own any hetalia merch (or merch from any anime, for that matter)?

I own Alfred, Matthew, Francis and Eyebrow Man from the Asterisk Collection

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if you could wish for anything in the world, what would it be?

Alfred in my HC to be real

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why do you like blond men specifically? do you just like it or is there something else?

I like pretty hair colors :P

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you know what time it is?

ADVENTURE TIME!

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what kind of music do you like?

Anime music plus some 80's rock

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i’m bored so i’m gonna send you a bunch of asks

this is a threat

Uh oh SORRY I WAS LATE

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smash or pass: uncle samsonite

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THEY FINALLY GOT MARRIED!!!

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omfg i lobe him

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I love Alfie's tummy pudge 😍🤤

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Late 4th of July post, posting now in honor of the USMNT getting their ass beat by Belgium in the World Cup :))

Alfred F. Jones in Central Park, NYC (shirtless version under the cut

hehehehheheheheheheeheheh

(I know it looks nothing like him, but pls enjoy)

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IDC about the context, I’m pressing my face into that soft tummy and happy trail 🤤