address me as your majesty ♛

Every lil thing she does is swaggie .xx

[dyldaawg]

You fucking wish… You think you’re Dan Bilzerian now that you’re in college or something?

No. Don't be ridiculous. Do think I'm better than you though!

[juliet-gunn-blog]

Ya and I got to ride one it was really fun. I also saw a really drop bear. ANYWAY how was Santa Monica? Last I checked you owned a pimp chair with 2 girls either side!

[dyldaawg]

Ha, fake as shit! I've been to Australia. I know that kangaroo abuse shit doesn't fly there. Cool about the drop bear, though! Yeah, traded up my pimp life for some glasses and overpriced text books. I'm a pre-law major. Swag.

[tr-istan-blog]

What the fuck do you do there? Homosexual Studies or some shit?

[dyldaawg]

More like your girlfriend's new titties in my DMs!

[christian-mavor]

I think I saw some girls recreating Girls Gone Wild on the beach earlier. Welcome back. 

[dyldaawg]

God, I missed this place. Get me some of that!

[juliet-gunn-blog]

hey fuck wit

[dyldaawg]

WYD Ju? Last I checked you were among the kangaroos and shit!

[dyldaawg]

This town done got WOKE. I came back from Santa Monica U at the right time.

[macdaddycameron]

It’s cool. Everyone around me gets pretty stressed so I’ve been running my own little business. How’s….whatever you’re doing?

[dyldaawg]

Oh so you're like a Tristan Trust junior? How sweet. Being handsome and graceful is going really well thanks.

[dyldaawg]

Well... The school ain't let me back since I been arrested so I can't fuckin run or anything. But I can crash. Who wanna be my date? Chicks only doe!

[tr-istan-blog]

I was actually talking about Billie, but he counts too. 

[dyldaawg]

Oh I see, I don't care what they say... It's still gay in a threeway.

[master-daniel]

listen here mut, mock my nationality again and ill hit your fucking face in got it

[dyldaawg]

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the outback.

[tr-istan-blog]

Sure thing, I’ll call my girlfriend right now.

[dyldaawg]

HEY, just because Nate has long hair, doesn't mean you can refer to him as girl. It's still gay.

[master-daniel]

righto go run off and suck a dick now would you because you are an embarrassment

[dyldaawg]

Righto Gavo, give me a head start before you throw your boomerang.

[macdaddycameron]

Oh Dylan…

[dyldaawg]

That's me.

[master-daniel]

watch your mouth little faggot

[dyldaawg]

Sorry Gav.

[tr-istan-blog]

Your Miley Cyrus phase is really making me shit my pants Dylan. Don’t worry, everyone gets raped in jail. Everyone who looks pre-pubescent anyway. 

[dyldaawg]

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO DO ANAL, ANAL BOY.

[master-daniel]

would you shut the fuck up you stupid little WHITE boy

[dyldaawg]

Take a chillception pill, dude! Don't you have bigger things to worry about right now like uh... INVASION DAY???

[tr-istan-blog]

That’s a load of shit Dylan, you’re basically gay bait. I understand what you’re going through and I know that your therapist advises you to just forget about. So I’ll let you forget. For now…

[dyldaawg]

Uh ONE... AM NOT. And TWO... How would you understand anyway? You just confessed to the anal dude? Gross...