where da weed at

don't be a cunt.

[billie-thekid-blog]

Please don’t use such disgusting language. There are children around.

[master-daniel]

since when did Billie Samford become all 'think of the children'

[master-daniel]

No need to make a fuss but NIGGAS AND COCKSUCKERS IM BACK ! 

[dyldaawg]

Righto Gavo, give me a head start before you throw your boomerang.

[master-daniel]

listen here mut, mock my nationality again and ill hit your fucking face in got it

[dyldaawg]

Sorry Gav.

[master-daniel]

righto go run off and suck a dick now would you because you are an embarrassment

[dyldaawg]

Take a chillception pill, dude! Don’t you have bigger things to worry about right now like uh… INVASION DAY???

[master-daniel]

watch your mouth little faggot

[dyldaawg]

Trust you all seen my mug shot on the news? More like #SMUG shot. Aha! Well I’m out out my cell and I didn’t even get ass penetrated once, SO FUCK ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE.

[master-daniel]

would you shut the fuck up you stupid little WHITE boy

[alessandra-samford]

[alessandra-samford]

Uh…I’m a Samford? Have you seen our house?

[master-daniel]

you mean your fucking village? 

[alessandra-samford]

[alessandra-samford]

What, never seen a Christmas tree before? 

[master-daniel]

of course if seen a fucking christmas tree i aint blind, but how the fuck did you fit a fucking forest in your house?

[alessandra-samford]

Christmas at the Samfords is always the best xx

[master-daniel]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[master-daniel]

goats are like mushrooms,  if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

[urboydrake]

I have to say, I’m pretty surprised that you guys don’t have a nudist beach around here. 

[master-daniel]

why the fuck dont we!?

[pippaxd-amore]

More like the reason I have to hide my nice things, they blame it on black people but it’s really them, 

[master-daniel]

exactly .. stupid

[pippaxd-amore]

They scare me though, they always travel in packs.

[master-daniel]

they are the reason we cant have nice things

[pippaxd-amore]

The white girls in Laguna are so weird, I swear they think they live in Harlem or something..

[master-daniel]

finally someone who thinks the same

[harlemleone-blog]

Where did I get this black eye?

[master-daniel]

probs the same time you turned into a faggot

[lux-richards]

Haha, yeah. It really helped me release my anger and figure out why I was so angry all the time. You should really try it, Daniel. I’m sure you could use a bit of your dealing money. 

[master-daniel]

nah not into all that mellow bullshit aye, would rather buy cocaine with that money or something aye. But im glad it worked for you bc fuck you were a scary bitch aye! Congrats

[lux-richards]

That was enlightening. 

[master-daniel]

did it like tame your physco crazy bitch face or?