Emo as fuck.

Raised by my mother's cat. 30, with no business being here. Dylfunkle on all social platforms

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Force Blade of Loss

[dylfunkle]

Do we have a lightsaber menorah yet? That sounds very on brand.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Robert Pattinson was Edward Cullen and shooting up the mall store I was in and I was thirsting over him and had an intrusive thought saying, “Hey, it would be funny if I tweeted about this.” Right as I was near the exit, a grenade was thrown at me and I woke up and checked my Twitter and found I’d thirst tweeted about Robert Pattinson in my sleep.

[enriquemzn262]

Eugene Stoner and Mikhail Kalashnikov test each other’s inventions. 

[friedunicornstudio]

Happy Pride Month! I know things are rough out there, but we have each other, and we have each other’s backs.

[dylfunkle]

Queer knives save lives.

[asgardian-viking]

Lol imagine havving a rich dude trying to convince people to pay for a checkmark only for them to turn around and just start adding a rat next to a username instead?

How to get #RatVerified: Twitter fights back against Musk's blue check plan

#RatVerified was the No. 1 Trending Topic on Twitter Wednesday, when users rebelled against new owner Elon Musk's plan to charge $8 to be ve

wait it gets better

[dylfunkle]

I'm officially ratified.

[memewhore]

[sosuperawesome]

LOTR Pins // The Grumpy Unicorn on Etsy

[angelslant]

(guy who hasnt eaten today voice) no no im fine its just yknow the horrors. yeah theyre unending again

[dylfunkle]

The most annoying thing about Monday is the mouthful of live spiders.

[dylfunkle]

Today, instead of a successful hunt, I stayed indoors and joined a wizard cult.

Oops.

[seabassapologist]

In light of today’s bird app news, I’m glad we can be an inspiration to those less fortunate than us. Godspeed

[dylfunkle]

I'm like a rock right now.

[sharkiethedork]

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[dylfunkle]

There should be a "steal post" button.

[oneheadtoanother]

[geekysteven]

[Image description Bender from Futurama in Robot Hell saying "I'm on Tumblr? But that means, Twitter's been killed --crap, I mean 'un-alived'" second panel is the Robot Devil, labeled "Tumblr" saying "It's alright, you can say that here."]

[goon]

this is the best thing to happen to twitter