That Hipster Douchebag

It’s time to get litty titty©️

[dogpuppy]

[lun4cat]

the "be not afraid"

[lonk-water]

Killing You

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[luainthewild]

I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again

[depsidase]

[the-night-flovver]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧.

[justanotherfalloweenblog-deacti]

[dynamicvomit]

Yo do any of my friends/moots still use tumblr? I feel like I just reblog and haven’t actively posted independently in such a long time. But I like, miss ya’ll.

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[trezvennik]

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

[lakevida]

allrecipes.com

[jltejo]

[depsidase]

[autumn-equinoxx]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[bish0ps]

damn that's crazy dot com forward slash thanks for sharing

[peacefulandcozy]

ig credit: hazylumos

[virtuallyinsane-autumn]