Splatoon Polls

Squid Research Lab's Pollster くコ:彡

[cephalopolls]

Hello, and welcome to Cephalopolls!

You can call me Loligo, I am The Squid Research Lab's Pollster.

I conduct polls on various topics that interest the youth of Inkadia.

However it can be somewhat difficult to come up with questions to ask these intrepid inklings and octolings so there for I am opening the SRL polling stations ask box!

All you have to do is suggest your poll with a title and some options, simple!

I look forward to your future contributions!

This is Loligo from The Squid Research Lab's Polling Station, signing off!

[splatoonpolls]

who is most likely to give their child a tragedeigh name, aka when a name is spelled in a peculiar way or they name their child something like Choco for the sake of the name being unique

Marie

Callie

Pearl

Marina

Shiver

Frye

Big Man

Flow

Harmony

Crusty Sean

Annie

Someone else/nuance/I'm banned from the sims 3 store/results

Voting ended onMar 13

[splatoonpolls]

Who is bringing green bean casserole to the potluck?

Marie

Callie

Pearl

Marina

Shiver

Frye

Big man

Sheldon

Annie

Flow

Agent 4

Someone else/nuance/I like popsicle sticks/results

Voting ended onFeb 21

This is a green bean casserole, after eating this caucacity you will start to sing sweet Caroline and want to watch copaganda shows that go on for 6+ seasons

[splatoonpolls]

who is caught doing the David Byrne dance at like 6pm

Callie

Marie

Pearl

Marina

Shiver

Frye

Big Man

Captain 3

Agent 8

Agent 4

Harmony

someone else/nuance/i eat glue/how did i get here?

Voting ended onFeb 10

this is the dance i'm talking about

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Who do you guys think is the older one? Even if by just a bit?

Callie!

Marie!

Voting ended onFeb 14

[sonofrose]

@cephalopolls @splatoonpolls

[tavisupremacyy]

a friend of mine gave me this.

this shit makes me laugh so hard

Callie is having a crashout

[splatoonpolls]

Pick one of these salmon run tips

Use your special (yes, even in wave one)

Lure the non stationary bosses to the basket

Ink the walls

Do not egg hoard

Throw eggs towards the basket even if you can’t get them in

Voting ended onDec 15, 2025

[splatoonpolls]

who burned down the gävlebock?

Lil judd

spyke

big man

shiver

pearl

commander tartar

nails

flyfish

marigold

callie

Voting ended onDec 9, 2025

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Before Wednesday ends for me

I threw this thing together myself

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Remember everyone!!!!! Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Wednesday again💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

I FUCKING MISSED SPARKLE ON CALLIE WEDNESDAY

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

(First Sparkle on Callie Wednesday of October!!!! Woo!)

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

I FUCKING MISSED LAST WEEK’S SPARKLE ON CALLIE WEDNESDAY

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Sparkle on Callie Wednesday 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[kirby-appreciation]

Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

[kirby-appreciation]

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

[kirby-appreciation]

GUYS STOP REBLOGGIING THIS

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ultimate-polyship-tourney]

And that's it folks! With that last poll done we've found Tumblr's favorite polycule, it's been a long ride, and i thank you all for checking in, i might do another one of these here i feel like it, but until then, goodbye!

[sonofrose]

@splatoonpolls @cephalopolls

[ultimate-polyship-tourney]

Ultimate Polyship Tournament:FINAL ROUND

Deep Cut Polycule VS Pyrrha Dve/Gideon The First/Commander Wake

Deep Cut Polycule

Pyrrha Dve/Gideon The First/Commander Wake

Voting ended onNov 17, 2025

Propaganda under the cut:

Pyrrha Dve/Gideon The First/Commander Wake

Pyrrha and Gideon are sharing a body and both separately having affairs with Wake. They’re all landline people. They die for each other. They kill each other. They raise each other’s children. They’re on opposite sides of a war. Etc etc. 2/3 of them are dead before the story even begins. Literally their power cannot be overstated

[sonofrose]

@splatoonpolls @cephalopolls

[splatoonpolls]

Do you enjoy ţ̸̮̮̘͍̯̮̾͋̇͊̓͂͜h̴̡̛̭̘̘̪͑̒̂͑̽͛̚͘͜e̸͎̋͝ ̷̲̈b̶̡̹͖̠͔̓̑͌į̸̩̈́̔̉̾̈̑̅g̵̛̱̺̫̼͚͙̫̺̔͋͊̔ ̵̘̗̬͕̣̝̜̟̱̈̊̇͒m̸̨̦͓̬̞̮̋͐̐͗͜͠a̴̝͚̽̇̿̕͝͝n̶͉̻̯̱̈̓͋͌̏̎́̈ ̸̺̹͜͝b̸̧̛̖͕̯́̑̂̋̑͝͠ͅe̶͍̝̯̰͑̔͝n̴̹͎̻͙͚̙̋̾̓͑̈́̇̋ͅĉ̸͓̽͂͛ḧ̷̫̙͚́́́̀

i̸ ̸d̷o̴ ̸l̵o̵v̵e̵ ̴t̴h̸e̷ ̴b̴i̸g̸ ̷m̴a̵n̶ ̵b̴e̸n̸c̴h̵

t̵h̷e̶ ̴b̴i̶g̸ ̵m̸a̵n̷ ̸b̴e̶n̷c̷h̷ ̸i̸s̵ ̶b̶l̴a̸s̶p̶h̴e̷m̸o̷u̵s̴ ̵

Voting ended onNov 2, 2025

[ultimate-polyship-tourney]

Ultimate Polyship Tournament:Round 190|Side A

Love Trio VS O'brien Polycule VS Depp Cut Polycule

Love Trio

O'brien Polycule

Deep Cut Polycule

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

[sonofrose]

@cephalopolls @splatoonpolls

[ultimate-polyship-tourney]

Ultimate Polyship Tournament:Round 187|Side A

Traffic Light Trio VS Deep Cut Polycule VS Mcspirk

Traffic Light Trio

Deep Cut Polycule

Mcspirk

Voting ended onOct 29, 2025

Propaganda under the cut:

Traffic Light Trio

Three teenagers with SO many daddy issues between them- like SO many. Red Son gets the braincell and Mei and MK get on his nerves. The perfect trio 👍

Mcspirk

I don't have any but it's easily the most popular poly ship in the trek fandom

[sonofrose]

@cephalopolls @splatoonpolls

[imimmortal4-deactivated20170713]

[charlesoberonn]

This post today is more than twice as old as Tumblr itself was when this post was originally made.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[splatoonpolls]

how many people each season try to bribe the judds with fish and toys?

0!

1-5

6-10

11-20

it is a competitive sport by now

Voting ended onOct 15, 2025