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austin, 20, slightly confused and very annoyed.

[bob-belcher]

Watch out for children!

[bax16]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

My favorite meme is everybody knowing who Tony Hawk is but never recognizing him in public.

[pukicho]

Guess I can’t ever open my ask box again huh 

[a-miserable-pile-of-secrets]

what happened mike

[pukicho]

Changed career paths

[dogzzilla]

View this post on Instagram

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

SICK!

[slavery]

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

no for the love of God just WHY

[guyanese-gold-deactivated202212]

I hate y’all

[sonoanthony]

nahhhh

[bob-belcher]

[yungxicanaa]

This makes me laugh so much

[jaeswavy]

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

[sesh]

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[blogofeggspast]

what a fucking ride

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you gotta flex on your ex real quick

[creamynut]

He getting way too hi tech wit dis… nigga Ben 10…

[leahjosselyn-deactivated2022031]

Is that the fucckkkiinnngggg ben10 watch???????????????

[captaincream]

Goddamn Naruto run

[livinginvirtualinsanity]

😂😂

[sungawddess-deactivated20180923]

how do they make these damn videos

[cloudfreed]

the fuckin carmax sticker ahaha

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[cameronsmonaghan]

[suppermariobroth]

Official art of Mario’s head without any facial features, found in the activity section of the Nintendo of Japan website. The site invites the viewers to fill in Mario’s face themselves.

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[babyanimalgifs]

WHY ARE MY EYES SWEATING RIGHT NOW

[flowercrownsylveon]

I’m sorry I can’t have a Christmas without this post on my blog

[jottingprosaist]

Random sci fi bit:

Someone walks into a room announcing, “I hate to be the bearer of bad news…” and their alien friend spits water because the translator said, “I’m unhappily pregnant with new evil.”

[lizardlicks]

Who the fuck programmed their translator, Google?

[just-a-jumbled-writer]

To be honest, given the weirdness of translating even Earthly languages (it can take hours to translate a single page and I’m amazed by people who can do it in real-time), I can totally and completely see this happening.

[dyondo]

Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

Shaggy: Zoinks

Scooby: Ruh-roh

Daphne: Jeepers

Velma: Jinkies

Me: Well fuck

[iwishihadafather]