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// emerson // 26 // they/them //

[callizinc]

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

[boringkate]

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[rowenagirl]

I keep thinking abt how lucifer was visiting rowena and sam's dreams at the same time. His greed sickens me.

[rowenagirl]

Lucifer s11 morning routine

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[personareference]

Loustat is compelling because they constantly push each other to the brink of insanity but they also have kind eyes and say romantic things to each other.

Devils Minion is compelling because they’re both awful people who are so Insane about each other in such an unhealthy way that it’s kind of beautiful.

[vic-despising-tories]

As someone who loves both, this is the most balanced thing I've seen on this site in quite some time. Long live the fucky couples.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[despazito]

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

[tidesandtwilight]

what is with the cop hate??

Oh sorry for the confusion. It’s because I hate cops

[irenthel]

I can't believe Armand killed Larry.

[micahrats]

Please take me ancient creatures of the night

[bookish-bees]

yeah

[cannibalspicnic]

I get that getting so drunk he accidentally breaks Enkil is not something that the Marius from the books would necessarily do specifically.

But I think it is within the SPIRIT of Marius. Because he is a loser and a fuckup. Which is why I love him, tbh.

Whether he's fumbling two bad bitches at once because he forgets his girlfriend is a vampire too and can HEAR him trying to dump her for his ex-wife.

Or getting too flustered to function around Botticelli.

Or having to get dug out of the ice by his ex and the guy who tried to burn him to death.

And yeah, I think tying one on and forgetting to keep one of Those Who Must Be Kept is different to the books...but not as much as it might seem at first.

His actions might be different, but that's Marius all right. That's my guy.

[chicalepidopterareblogs]

Let's look like a byzantine icon with papa

[owlsnotes]

I'm absolutely enchanted by Marius's manner of speaking and his voice. It's so clearly coming from a person with Roman oratorical school background. So vocal, so dramatic.

Amazing performance by Christopher Heyerdahl, I need more ambiguous Marius, I need more scenes of him with every other character.

[weary4u]

[thememedaddy]

[covenendearment]

honestly one of my favorite armand things is that even as a vampire among vampires others tend to find him kind of weird and annoying. and im like finally. representation