DysFUNctional FUNdies

[keepingupwithfundies]

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[lensflareduggar]

Thank you for your service, friends!

[fundiesarefunny]

[dysfunctionalfundies]

[spurgie-cousin]

Did we know Nathan and Esther were getting married in Pennsylvania? Tbh I bet that's gonna be gorg this time of year

[fundiebabez2]

They’re getting married at the Star Barn in Elizabethtown (The Star Barn is known for their refusal to allow LGBTQ+ couples to marry).

[spurgie-cousin]

Well that fuckin sucks. Especially since with that church and the fall foliage those pics are gonna slap.

[dysfunctionalfundies]

Did they make one person take all the babies in their car? I see Jadon, Layla, toddler/baby feet in the back. Like, yikes, that drive might suck.

[dysfunctionalfundies]

Are there any fundies in Haiti as missionaries right? A gang kidnapped 17 missionaries and my first thought was "I wonder if any famous fundies were in the group." It's based out of Ohio, though, and I can't think of any Ohio fundies except the Rodgriguii, and they're spread out over Ohio and Florida at the moment.

[spurgie-cousin]

If you date instead of court your husband won't help you when you're sick or hurt sorry 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ I don't make the rules

[dysfunctionalfundies]

I mean, it's nice that he's helpful, but if she is so severely injured, how helpful is she being to Nurie with the new baby? I hope Nurie isn't having to care for a newborn and wait on her mother.

[spurgie-cousin]

[precious-and-neat-fundies]

Wow I really wasn't expecting this. How sad.

[dysfunctionalfundies]

I'm really crushed for her. This is terribly sad.

[spurgie-cousin]

Do you have any guesses for the Nurthan baby name? Do you think it’ll be Nathan Jr.?

Not really lol I'm bad at baby name guesses. Nathan Jr.'s a good guess, I can see her using her dad's name as a middle or first name too. Jill R wasn't super traditional bible-y with names but I don't know enough about Nurie yet to know which way she leans in that department.

[dysfunctionalfundies]

If she uses her dad's name it'd probably be a middle name, since one of Nathan's brothers is named David.

[spurgie-cousin]

Happy birthday Hannah!

[jingersnosescrunch]

We love you and the hyper specific information about myself is the best part about you Hannah!!!

[filthyfundie]

This (cup)cake situation is adorable but did they go to the mall to celebrate ? That’s definitely a Charleys and a Subway in the background. But they brought their own plates and are eating pizza.

[undercoverduggarblog]

definitely a food court. as long as they bought the pizza there, not a bad place for a party

[spurgie-cousin]

Yea they love doing bdays in the food court for some reason. This is also not the first time they've done a mall scavenger hunt.

[dysfunctionalfundies]

The fact that she had 9 babies before she was 30 is like...🤯

[dysfunctionalfundies]

Has anyone seen this photo? They look so smug, and I can't wait for a guilty verdict to knock those looks right off their faces. In his case, someone could punch it off, that would be fine.

[duggardata]

I absolutely hate that Carlin and Evan are calling their unborn child “Baby Stew.” It sounds like a stew made out of infants. Weird.

[dysfunctionalfundies]

Same

[jingersnosescrunch]

Before and after pictures of Katie and Travis’ house. I absolutely hate this trend.

Source Katie Bates September 1st 2021

[countingandsnarkingon]

The white paint makes it looks like a shack.

[dysfunctionalfundies]

That is so bad.

[spurgie-cousin]

The devil works hard but Erin's quarter ovary works harder. Jfc. Do you think Erin will give this baby a "trendy" name like she has with her other kids, or something biblical to honor how miraculous this conception was?

Her ovary heard us talking about Kendra overtaking Erin and decided to go into overdrive

I personally think it'd be most on brand for Erin to choose a Miracle-themed name. I got the impression they were really preparing to be done with having kids so if I were a bettin man that's the way I'd go.

[countingandsnarkingon]

If the baby is a boy I wouldn't be surprised if they used some form of Will because this pregnancy was the will of the Lord. I don't know, there doesn't seem to be lot virtue names to fall back on for boys. No equivalent for Grace, Faith ect.

[fundiebabynamebible]

There might not be any virtue boy names but there are several boy names that mean miracle so I'm wondering if they may go down that route. We might get something like Asher (meaning blessing) or Matthew (Gift from the lord).

[countingandsnarkingon]

My guess for Paine #5 if they're a boy is Willam Mathew

[dysfunctionalfundies]

Asher Matthew seems very on brand for Erin.

[dysfunctionalfundies]

I could see her using Milagros for a girl, too.

[spurgie-cousin]

The devil works hard but Erin's quarter ovary works harder. Jfc. Do you think Erin will give this baby a "trendy" name like she has with her other kids, or something biblical to honor how miraculous this conception was?

Her ovary heard us talking about Kendra overtaking Erin and decided to go into overdrive

I personally think it'd be most on brand for Erin to choose a Miracle-themed name. I got the impression they were really preparing to be done with having kids so if I were a bettin man that's the way I'd go.

[countingandsnarkingon]

If the baby is a boy I wouldn't be surprised if they used some form of Will because this pregnancy was the will of the Lord. I don't know, there doesn't seem to be lot virtue names to fall back on for boys. No equivalent for Grace, Faith ect.

[fundiebabynamebible]

There might not be any virtue boy names but there are several boy names that mean miracle so I'm wondering if they may go down that route. We might get something like Asher (meaning blessing) or Matthew (Gift from the lord).

[countingandsnarkingon]

My guess for Paine #5 if they're a boy is Willam Mathew

[dysfunctionalfundies]

Asher Matthew seems very on brand for Erin.

[countingandsnarkingon]

Bringing Up Bates' Erin Bates Expecting Baby No. 5 Following Health Complications: 'Blown Away'

"Every day life is a miracle, but this is such a special miracle for our little family," Erin Bates and husband Chain Paine tell PEOPLE of t

Baby Paine #5 arriving January 2022

[undercoverduggarblog]

wow

[totallyrobophobic]

WHAT

[granddaddycaldwell]

HOLY CRAP

[dysfunctionalfundies]

Wow! I'm really happy for her, though.

[spurgie-cousin]

It's infuriating to me that some fundies think male obgyns must be turned on by all the vaginas they see when the truth is setting and environment play a huge role into whether someone is in "the mood." for example, i'm a nurse with a piss fetish but let me tell you NOTHING is sexy about inserting a catheter

Me reading this like "oh yea totally I get why that would be annoying as a medical profess-"

[dysfunctionalfundies]

Well then.

[spurgie-cousin]

nurie’s baby shower is a lot better than i was expecting. it was nicer than her wedding, sadly.

It definitely looked more put together than other Rod events and I think that's because the ladies from their church were involved. In no universe do I see Jill buying or making a balloon arch.

She definitely helped though because there are some signature Jill decorating touches such as:

Random corner of decorations from her house and

That fucking chair from her bedroom that she brings to everything, accompanied by more decorations from her house

[dysfunctionalfundies]

Of course, the weird parts would be her contribution.

[precious-and-neat-fundies]

Nurthan Baby Shower Decorations

They (all the guest and the Rods) sang How Great Thou Art and they had some clips of them opening gifts. I'll be interested to see any other videos that come from this!

[dysfunctionalfundies]

Maybe the older girls did it? I was so glad to see that it looks like significantly more effort went into this than that half assed gender reveal.

[spurgie-cousin]

iirc Josie had covid shortly before her miscarriage

Yea someone else who watches the show pointed that out too, I think they mentioned it on the show but not social media (I only watch sporadically). So that would mean all 3 of them had issues after catching COVID.

I don't mean this in a mean way but I hope it makes the whole family think about their lax behavior during the pandemic and how many people even outside their family they put at risk.

[dysfunctionalfundies]

I was randomly thinking this morning that I hope Charlotte doesn't have to be in the NICU, and now Im wondering if Tori had Covid.