[ispyspookymansion]

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Also true crime

[ispyspookymansion]

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[biglesbiandragon]

This is what every transition timeline on my dash looks like

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[pointnclick]

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[kosmogrl]

[striders]

why is it called ocean spray when it’s cranberries. last i checked those do not come from the ocean

[striders]

they should call it bog spider

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[shaddy-bee]

[mtfoss]

Sure everything is twice as expensive as 3 years ago but at least we also didn't beat covid

[toastbutteregg]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[bakwaaas]

your vaguely awkward and socially inept vibe has captivated me