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seniki

"It's hooooooooooooooooot," Cue twenty-something year old complaining about the weather. She spent all of Winter complaining it was too cold and now that it's Summer, it's too hot. Go figure.

#seniki

violentorum

It's a panda! Pandas are her favourite! Wait, but why is there a panda running loose...? "Um..."

#violentorum

calming starter sentences

"Its okay, I'm here."

"I'm not going to leave you."

"Everything is okay."

"I'm going to protect you."

"I believe in you."

"Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that."

"You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now."

"You're not going to lose me."

"I love you."

"I'll stay right here, okay?"

"Just breathe."

"I'm okay, you're okay, we're okay."

"You're everything to me."

"I don't care what they think, to me, you are perfect."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"You don't have to be alone."

sleepy-edits

#;; musings

#JFC DOG WHAT DO YOU WANT #i've taken my dog out three times in less than an hour #her food and water bowl are refilled #so idk what the fuck is wrong with her #it's almost 2AM ATHENA GO TO BED #she won't fucking shut up

jamekirks

#;; words #AHHHH PRETTY

#dysfxrie #;; tag fix

vendxtta, zhertvas, kazumivsins, crusher-to-justice, pxyro, thievinglevi, hiemscustos

"Somebodykillthisbugpleaseohmygodit'scomingcloser----KILLITKILLITKILLIT!" Jesus Christ, she hated spiders.

#vendxtta #zhertvas #kazumivsins #crushertojustice #pxyro #thievinglevi #hiemscustos

t1ncanh1tman

"—I’m whatever you want me to be, baby." Que the inappropriate hand gesture.

dysfxrie

Seriously? "--------------------------- You're creepy as hell."

#t1ncanh1tman #im cryiNG tbH

nayums

One hundred and eight percent serious. "My cat kinda killed this bird, so I gotta get rid the bloodied remains without my mum noticin’." She could have simply got a plastic bag and wrapped the poor thing up. But no, she had to do it the difficult way.

dysfxrie

Oh, thank God. "Well, you could always bury it? Unless you think your cat'll dig it up or something. And then use bleach or something to, uh, clean up the mess!" She obviously has a lot of experience with dead animals--- wait, that sounds bad.

#nayums #omg #our cats are useless #they don't kill anything #B|#at most they play with a bug on the floor until its mutilated beyond recognition /shot

cityofvirtue

”A… Hard-on? Is that something that’s hard to put on…?”

dysfxrie

Oh, Jesus Christ... "Uh---- yeah. That's exactly it, kid."

#cityofvirtue #omfg bri

t1ncanh1tman

"—Ya wanna see my donger?"

dysfxrie

"No!" What the actual fuck? "What even are you?"

#t1ncanh1tman #omfg i love your muse already

"A hard on doesn't count as personal growth!" You sarcastic little shit.

#boom #jump on it

nayums

"But it would show up in my internet history that way! And the government has access to that kind of crap, right? Don’t want them thinkin’ I’m up to somethin’ fishy."

dysfxrie

Wait... is she serious? "Uh---- why would you need to hide a body, exactly?" Good going, Fae. Seven billion people in the world and you manage to find the one who is possibly a murderer.

#nayums #pfff awww #poor birdie :C