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highlandvalley

sapper-in-the-wire-old

GIVE HIM THE FISH

sapper-in-the-wire-old

Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room

deathfromabove1989-deactivated2

dogg

dun dun dun dun

retromomentofgypsywhatever-deac

anarratorofnogreatskill

retromomentofgypsywhatever:

I got this at a pro life convention in my sophomore year of high school

I got one at my university my senior year.

My roommates were horrified.

curseworm

sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby.

rababitsummer

skoggybear

i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun

no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin

i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle

get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry

i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite

maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

skoggybear

i see no one has reblogged my post. is it because you undeserving fuck llamas are afraid of the truth

dogg

maisonderriere

genderoftheday

imsoshive

This video is so wild. Wow.

ruinedchildhood

What the fuck

I cannot believe….

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

marsapartment

waggtoon

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

cyberlink420

i-was-today-years-old-when

i learned that Fortnite creator Tim Sweeney is one of the largest landowners in North Carolina and has been buying land for ecologically sustainable purposes since 2008 (x)