yikes

ur local dumb bitch

[basedpotatochip]

[toastbutteregg]

i feel this on every level

[ruinedchildhood]

[daddy-issues-and-memes]

I’m not stuck in a rut, it’s called being comfortable

[ijust-am]

If i was a drug addict could i do THIS?

[egg-rolls]

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

[trashwormm]

[troubleinonepocket]

[striders]

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

[animatedtext]

[deejay]

[human]

DONT DROP THAT GPA, AYYE! DONT DROP THAT GPA

[k-luna]

due to not wanting to, i will not. thanks.

[ofools-deactivated20151107]

Motivational cows for you if you are feeling down.

[brokenzie-blog]

My mom pissed herself laughing.

[jamisings]

@dairyisntscary @agro-carnist

[chainemails]

BOO!!👻👺👻 Sorry did I scare you?🙃?🙃 it’s Cocktober 🍆😈🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost👻 bitches🙎 if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch🔮 bitch but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚😈🔮💯 you’ve been visited by the thottie ghost‼🍑👹🍑‼ if u don’t send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO DICK 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜😉 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍

[hobisdaydreams-deactivated20180]

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

[ripndip]