Basic Bitch

20, Australia

[amma-ackerman-deactivated202508]

[ip2lb]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[unclefather]

[romanw3]

[vigilantejustice]

this one scene in the latest simpsons episode got dangerously close to classic simpsons levels of heartfelt

[okcupidescapades]

In honor of Father’s Day, here are some screenshots of me talking to my weird dad

[content-froggregator]

Those of you without your glasses on may be asking: "why are there fruit gummies on this leaf?"

The answer: these are some absolutely stunning Glass Frogs! You can see straight through these little dudes' skin!

[frogmp3]

fuit gummy

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

hate those days when ur just a lil’ stinky for no reason. showered, put on deodorant, wore clean clothes. status: just a lil stinky. but why?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

is it cause I got all this blood in me. is it the stomach contents? do I need to get something out of here

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

me: why am I stinky?

my body: ingredience

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

[yamitamiko]

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ....... sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[everythingfox]

Too tiny to even leave footprints

[yassmines]

me, sad irl: ugh this is just like when edward left bella in new moon

[myrosecolouredgirl]

Every time you guys make those cute jokey joke posts about how you have to scroll forever to get to the real recipe, I die a little inside

We live in a world that all but refuses to pay women for engaging in the arts because misogyny. So they either find one creative outlet, or find a way to monetize their art, and yalls internalized misogyny really Jumps Out

[hyumjim]

LMAO

[babybear]

when youre an upper middle class white woman but you want to be oppressed really bad so you Go Off on twitter at people skipping your 3 page rants that theyre obligated to read (and enjoy) bc you performed the emotional labor of having a recipe blog

[sentada]

Im going to lose my goddamn mind

[alycyn]