CONFLICTED CONTRADICTION

Art Blog Dyspho An asshole who complains a lot. (This blog is not spoiler-free.)

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

twitch is wild

[thejokes-deactivated20161231]

@doglesbian

[sunflowerabbit]

I would’ve cleaned this up more if I had realized the pixel aspect ratio correction was on and the pictures were messed up lmao. A little Love, Simon au I doodled earlier. Should I continue this? Feel free to picture whatever pairing is endgame here.  (The movie isn’t out yet in my country btw!! based this off the trailer and the book.)

also this was inspired by this post. :D

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[mysharona1987]

[awkwardtimelady]

i have reblogged this twice already and every single time i cry laughing

[legbootlegit]

let's be honest, Middle-Earth is usually portrayed as a disgusting monster-pocked mess that appeals only to boys.

it's refreshing to see a softer, more beautiful take on Tolkien's work. we need to revisit and revise more classics in my opinion and the toy market is a great place to start.

i can't wait to have a daughter so she can lovingly groom gollum's hair with a fish carcass and truly make him Precious.

[brunz]

when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

[triss19]

the comment section is a gift 

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

youtube comments: not always a mistake.

[gigili-jiggly]

doodles inspired from when I rewatched the peanuts movie with my sister! that movie is so pure 💕

[badenlily]

feeling nostalgic, dug up some klance drawings from last year 😳

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[shiny-charming]

This is too fucking great to not reblog

[wishem]

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

[keithislactoseintolerant-deacti]

🤣🤣

[urhella-gaychloe]

LMAOOOOOO

[fernacular]

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

[fernacular]

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

[im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter-deac]

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

[erasaure]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

[ikementally-deficient]

I keep thinking I want to draw stuff, and proportions always kill me. This is awesome.

[aurosoulart]

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

[aurosoulart]

because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

(I’ve also uploaded this version of the design to INPRNT, Society6, and Redbubble)

[aurosoulart]

popping in to say that for the past 6 months I’ve used this post as an indicator of when to check the news because it spikes in notes every time there is a major world event

[fwizard]

omfg

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

me at 13: im sure i wont have crushes on cartoon characters forever, ill grow out of this eventually

me at 23:

[slushyseals]

This man is famous and loves talking to everyone who will listen.

[jetix]

2010-03-31

[shinjyu]

♥ IceHeart ♥ I was aiming for bride concept at first but turns out all-white and veil didn't look very good so ; ω ; I miss Ysayle aaaaaa

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Torbernite - Margabal Mine, Aveyron, Midi-Pyrénées, France

[vodkakun]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he...

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up