good quality bin

i once snorted apple juice out my nostrils and i'm terrified that i will be abandoned so i preemptively cut people off to confirm my own worst fears

[only-cat-memes]

[spicyreyes]

I try and avoid engagementbait when I can but look at his EYES

[peregrinestook]

diagnosed with sitcom men brainrot

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[rowrowronnie]

i cant stop thinking about this loser

[imposterogers]

the riddler was out there following a “romance for dummies” guidebook perfectly. find out what they’re interested in (fighting crime). send them gifts (dead public figures). grand romantic gesture (flood the city). plan a date (watching the city flood together). like bestie probably had his own diary where he scribbled mr riddler batman 500 times over

[failnation]

[blessyouhawkeye]

david lynch works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though.

[mwagneto]

fucking losing it at the concept of a reverse Holmes and Watson like there's this genius journalist who goes around solving crimes and writes about how he does it and then there's his useless himbo assistant who does fuck all and just follows him around absolutely out of his mind on cocaine

[gir-posting]

WOSGHFDHFHDHFHDH

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[creanavt]

[daco-showman]

sneak attack 200% crit damage

[justcatposts]

Kitten struggles to climb over cage 

(Source)

[chairman-rose-is-king]

Good job I only have breakdowns near blisseys

[zangoonse]

me: *sobbing and crying*

the blissey that charged in from 5 miles away and broke into my house:

[seraphsfire]

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

[seraphsfire]

i have to do all the work around here

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

[maooids]

He had to fight his way to the top

[milf-adjacent]

[vendetta06]

Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

[captain-price-officially]

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

someone reported you on your way to class?? 😧

[965-deactivated20170317]

when two different mutuals post selfies on ya dashboardt

[everything-ghana]

[ewaneneollav]

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

[athenavine]

Said the Baudelaire children.