Gifted Twink Burnout

Sam Moanella, drag king from the UK. Residing in your integstines 🦠 ‼️🚨🚨‼️ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[fangs-4-fags]

God i wish i could crawl up walls in an unsettling way

[singularbug]

you wont believe this,

[fangs-4-fags]

No way. Bugs do that?

[lowcringetolerance]

HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY KARKAT!!!!

Here’s some photos from HOMOSTUCK^2: A Countdown to 4/13 to celebrate!!!

photos by @ kristophers.creations on instagram :3c

[dyspuss]

I crave to see cringe irl one day 💖🦠

[theconcealedweapon]

[furryprovocateur]

the people who go "we shouldn't be so open about nudity because it could trigger someone's dysphoria" are like two steps max removed from "fat people being fat in public could trigger someone with an ed". like peoples' bodies are not the problem here, trying to restrict someone else's body because of how you personally feel is indistinguishable from conservative praxis. i'm sorry if that sounds harsh but there is basically no interpretation of "we need to control the bodies of [demographic]" that does not fall down the slippery slope of fascism.

[joeyclaire]

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

[joeyclaire]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

#cottagecore

[shoestoreslore]

this and a blunt

[wingsfromwhere]

[theehorsepusssy]

Tonight is bath night

[calixcasual]

[rapidhighway]

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

[achillesinhighheels]

[lgbtqiatext]

[deafeningcreationearthquake]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

do you think every cardinal has a hypothetical pope name already chosen in their head

[mesopelagic-zone]

popesona names prove popes r just drag queens who slay the house of God down

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[andjablogge]

[kumboochies]

[a-sip-of-milo]

Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

[feralghouls-deactivated20240225]

[szeretemacheddart]

done