claire

*munching noise*

[lonelyroommp3]

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

[treetreader]

in honor of MLK day i went and picked a black scientist to read a bit about.

meet roger arliner young! the first black woman to earn a doctorate in zoology! (pic from her wiki)

she studied and published works on the paramecium's means of controlling salt levels in their body and how radiation effects sea urchin eggs.

X

gonna try and find her papers to read

[e-claire-s]

why did they have life size figures of alvin and the chipmunks at this farmers market

[starridge]

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

[e-claire-s]

what happened to just being funny why do i have to appeal to an “audience” you guys don’t even exist

[3000s]

they should make a second car horn where instead of honking it says "i love you my beautifil friend the light is green please go" and a third car horn that says "hi grandma" for when you see your grandma while youre driving

[e-claire-s]

and a third one that says “i’m horny” for when you see signs that say honk if you’re horny

[natrasharomanova]

i work at a children's hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there's the Baby Vest.

it looks like this:

it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we're literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.

[jungwildeandfree]

fire alarm (ringing)

me, stuffing babies into my vest: sorry excuse me i have to leave immediately 

[dadstielkline]

fun facts about sharks

[mousenemy]

[autobotsrollout]

[purgeyouanimos]

[e-claire-s]

new djo song new djo song we love to see it

[pseudomantis]

Imagine someone calling an exterminator to control an ant problem in their house and the exterminator spends all day picking up individual ants taking them outside and shooting them with a gun, one ant at a time one bullet one ant. And at the end of the day he's like yeah that's all I can do for now and there's still an entire colony of ants in the house hasn't even put a dent in it

[mysharona1987]

[umbralundertaker]

We should make less songs about love and more songs about the highly specific situation my current blorbo is in

[lowpolycas]

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

[jasontoddsguns]