baby hotline, please hold me close to you

south park oc yuna hart (nvm i lied its mostly stan now) || mun is 19 ||

[purple-paw-muses]

Stan ran up to Kyle, holding a box. "Dudedudedude look what I found on the street!" He opened the box and inside was a very tiny puppy. It was alive and well, just vert tiny.

Kyle blinked as he looked over at Stan, raising an eyebrow.

“Huh? What is-”

His eyes widened in shock at the sight.

“Dude…!! It’s so small!!” he gasped, putting his hands to his cheeks.

[e-girlyuna]

“It is! I wanna keep it,” Stan said, practically bouncing. “It licked me!! It likes me!!”

[purple-paw-muses]

“I wanna keep it too!” Kyle cried, already delighted by the tiny little puppy. “What breed is it??”

[e-girlyuna]

"I... don't know," Stan admitted. "Let's take it to a vet! We can find out!"

[purple-paw-muses]

Stan ran up to Kyle, holding a box. "Dudedudedude look what I found on the street!" He opened the box and inside was a very tiny puppy. It was alive and well, just vert tiny.

Kyle blinked as he looked over at Stan, raising an eyebrow.

“Huh? What is-”

His eyes widened in shock at the sight.

“Dude...!! It’s so small!!” he gasped, putting his hands to his cheeks.

[e-girlyuna]

"It is! I wanna keep it," Stan said, practically bouncing. "It licked me!! It likes me!!"

[purple-paw-muses]

Stan goes up to Kyle and wraps his arms around him, wordlessly, just pulling him in for a cuddle.

Kyle sighed quietly and nestled himself up against Stan, nuzzling him a bit.

[e-girlyuna]

"I'm sorry..." Stan said softly. "I really feel like such a burden..."

[purple-paw-muses]

Stan goes up to Kyle and wraps his arms around him, wordlessly, just pulling him in for a cuddle.

Kyle sighed quietly and nestled himself up against Stan, nuzzling him a bit.

[e-girlyuna]

Stan continued to cry, clutching Kyle. “I can’t do this—“

[purple-paw-muses]

“I-I’m gonna be here for you e-every step of the way, I p-promise, Stan…!”

He couldn’t bear to lose the other…!

[e-girlyuna]

“I can’t—“ Stan repeated, his grip loosening.

[purple-paw-muses]

“S-Stan… p-please…”

Kyle choked a bit, sounding like he was about to start sobbing, now.

[e-girlyuna]

"Please don't cry," Stan said softly. "I don't wanna make you cry..."

[purple-paw-muses]

Stan showed up at Kyle's fifteen or so minutes later, kind of just letting himself in. He was shaking.

Kyle wasted no time in scooping him up into a hug, stroking his hair now. He was still in his pajamas.

[e-girlyuna]

Stan kissed back, relaxing into the kiss, reaching up to cup and caress Kyle's cheek as well.

[purple-paw-muses]

Stan showed up at Kyle's fifteen or so minutes later, kind of just letting himself in. He was shaking.

Kyle wasted no time in scooping him up into a hug, stroking his hair now. He was still in his pajamas.

[e-girlyuna]

Stan nodded, still shaking. “It— it was scary, Ky—”

[purple-paw-muses]

“I know,” Kyle soothed, still hugging him, rocking him slowly now. “But it’s not real. I’m here now, okay? And I’m never gonna hurt you.”

[e-girlyuna]

Stan nodded, taking shaky breaths. "Can I have a kiss...?"

[purple-paw-muses]

Stan showed up at Kyle's fifteen or so minutes later, kind of just letting himself in. He was shaking.

Kyle wasted no time in scooping him up into a hug, stroking his hair now. He was still in his pajamas.

[e-girlyuna]

Stan nodded, still shaking. "It— it was scary, Ky—"

[purple-paw-muses]

Stan showed up at Kyle's fifteen or so minutes later, kind of just letting himself in. He was shaking.

Kyle wasted no time in scooping him up into a hug, stroking his hair now. He was still in his pajamas.

[e-girlyuna]

Stan clung to Kyle, squeezing him tightly.

“Ky—” he choked out, tearing up.

[purple-paw-muses]

“Shh… it’s okay, Stan, I’m here,” Kyle mumbled, still stroking his hair.

[e-girlyuna]

Stan nuzzled into him, hiccuping. "It was so fucked up—"

[purple-paw-muses]

Stan showed up at Kyle's fifteen or so minutes later, kind of just letting himself in. He was shaking.

Kyle wasted no time in scooping him up into a hug, stroking his hair now. He was still in his pajamas.

[e-girlyuna]

Stan clung to Kyle, squeezing him tightly.

"Ky—" he choked out, tearing up.

[purple-paw-muses]

A text received from Stan at almost 3am: "u up? i had a rly awful dream"

[txt; Stan💗] u did? what happened dude?

[e-girlyuna]

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] uhh its kinda weird but like

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] you were so angry all the time

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] n u hated me talking to kenny n u sent away sparky

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] n like,,, u beat me up a lot n i was rly scared

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] i think at the end u like

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] killed me

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] idk

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] ik u wouldnt do that irl i just

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] honestly that dream was probably my dads fault

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] i love you

[purple-paw-muses]

[txt; Stan💗] holy shit dude thats really fucked up!! D:

[txt; Stan💗] id never do any of that to you tho!! i love you!!

[txt; Stan💗] do you wanna come over?

[e-girlyuna]

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] yeah

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] i feel rly fucking nauseous dude

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] it was rly fucked up

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] omw

[catskid100]

open RP

“Hey~”

[lordstarscream-deactivated20180]

Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

[catskid100]

“I’d love to see you try, sasuke”

[lordstarscream-deactivated20180]

“You can’t lay a finger on me, not with that horrendous top.”

[catskid100]

That was it. The final straw. This boy had insulted Sharpay’s fashion sense and that was a fatal move. 

“The uchiha bloodline ends here”

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

[purple-paw-muses]

can you motherfuckers be quiet I’m trying to activate my

FUCKING

almonds

[e-girlyuna]

[purple-paw-muses]

A text received from Stan at almost 3am: "u up? i had a rly awful dream"

[txt; Stan💗] u did? what happened dude?

[e-girlyuna]

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] uhh its kinda weird but like

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] you were so angry all the time

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] n u hated me talking to kenny n u sent away sparky

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] n like,,, u beat me up a lot n i was rly scared

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] i think at the end u like

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] killed me

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] idk

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] ik u wouldnt do that irl i just

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] honestly that dream was probably my dads fault

[txt; 💘 loml 💘] i love you

[purple-paw-muses]

stan is very very high rn because randy wont stop fucking feeding him tegridy meat :(

“I’m going to shove those Tegridy Burgers straight up Randy’s fucking pisshole,” Kyle grumbled, now in a foul mood.

[e-girlyuna]

"I feel so fucking sick," Stan groaned. "Holy shit..."

[purple-paw-muses]

stan is very very high rn because randy wont stop fucking feeding him tegridy meat :(

“I’m going to shove those Tegridy Burgers straight up Randy’s fucking pisshole,” Kyle grumbled, now in a foul mood.

[e-girlyuna]

Stan eventually passed out in his arms, snuggled up to Kyle.

[purple-paw-muses]

Kyle couldn’t help but smile at that, and started to close his eyes as well, yawning now.

[e-girlyuna]

Stan woke up a while later, and he felt super fucking nauseous.

"Ky..." he groaned.

[purple-paw-muses]

stan is very very high rn because randy wont stop fucking feeding him tegridy meat :(

“I’m going to shove those Tegridy Burgers straight up Randy’s fucking pisshole,” Kyle grumbled, now in a foul mood.

[e-girlyuna]

Stan eventually passed out in his arms, snuggled up to Kyle.

[purple-paw-muses]

stan is very very high rn because randy wont stop fucking feeding him tegridy meat :(

“I’m going to shove those Tegridy Burgers straight up Randy’s fucking pisshole,” Kyle grumbled, now in a foul mood.

[e-girlyuna]

Stan kinda just plopped on Kyle in a cuddle, too drugged up to actually process anything.

[purple-paw-muses]

Kyle sighed and wrapped his arms around Stan now, stroking his hair.

“Your dad’s a cunt, Stan,” he frowned.

[e-girlyuna]

Stan let out a mumble that was really just gibberish. He nuzzled Kyle, getting sleepy in his hold.

[purple-paw-muses]

stan is very very high rn because randy wont stop fucking feeding him tegridy meat :(

“I’m going to shove those Tegridy Burgers straight up Randy’s fucking pisshole,” Kyle grumbled, now in a foul mood.

[e-girlyuna]

Stan kinda just plopped on Kyle in a cuddle, too drugged up to actually process anything.