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blake kathryn

JVL

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Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
i don't do bad sauce passes
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dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
todays bird
Three Goblin Art

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oozey mess
Peter Solarz

#extradirty

shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
trying on a metaphor

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@e-lark
queer housing groups are a great place to meet people you would never, under any circumstances, want to live with.
queer housing groups are like:
“hi manhattan folx. we are both fresh out of school and looking to split rent 3/4s* with one (1) quiet femme roommate. wed prefer to live with someone who is not greek, cannot practice martial arts and was recently fired from their job.
we are looking for a quiet person because it is a MUST that you do not ever speak to my partner due to his inability to behave normally. if you need trouble him, you will pass messages beneath our bedroom door at precisely 3am on sundays only.
you mightve heard about us from our previous roommate, moon. she will be posting in various local groups saying we sold her ferret on craigslist. please PM me for more details.
we are looking for someone who
is not mentally ill
is not disabled
will not be seen or heard
does not have friends
will wash dishes for us
you would be living in a cardboard box in our living room. we have a washing machine and dryer but ask that you do not use it, instead going to the laundromat down the street and matching whatever you paid them to pay us as well.
we are both lawyers but one of us roams the streets at night wearing a mask with horns and performing vigilante justice. you must be able to perform first aid at all hours. (and of course comfy doing this xo.)
people with leopard geckos and capricorns need not apply.
*as in you pay ¾ of the rent.”
me being generally bad at existing: why am i like this
me later reading about a disorder that i literally Have: aw fuck thats right i got symptoms syndrome
being a woman in your early 20s is just *existential anxiety* *impulse purchase* *anxiety over being perceived* *desperate need to feel connected to others* *guilt for no reason*
if david lynch was a crab hed be called david pinch and hed be able to edit his movies by hand with his sharp claws. so think about that a little
She took the chaos zweihander in the divorce
babygirl I know video game lore you wouldn't even care about
today is trans day of fuck
shit fuck damn
I used to think communication was the key until I realized comprehension is. You can communicate all you want with someone but if they don’t understand you, its silent chaos.
hate how almost every portrayal of a lesbian on mainstream tv is like literally just a straight woman who dates women. the writers clearly don’t care to take Any considerations into lesbian/lgbt culture or what our lives/dating is rly like. like even apart from them all being pretty feminine conventionally attractive white women in their thirties, they are literally always the straightest women you could possibly imagine. what’s the opposite of dykery. The utter dykelessness of these women
Can someone pls reply w that comic of the women watching TV that makes sense here, I can’t find it
Nina Nijsten (2009)
i have so much love and neck tension
collection of images i found on google that point to cats’ primordial pouches
honestly tho
also sidenote i forgot the second ask was from another person so reading the two sent me into hysterics
anyone who was an ugly girl in middle school has incredible social perception now. like no other life experience trains you to spot fake niceness like that
Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together