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@e-mylius-c
📜 Introduction Post 📜
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I am Mylius, a most noble knight serving their liege to their utmost devotion. Please, stay here a moment and entertain me with your thoughts and recent adventures.
Thank you for stopping by.
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This is an 18+ blog.
Knight Kink enthusiast⚔
Ask box is always open (for anything), don't be shy!✉
Looking for fellow brothers, sisters and siblings in arms!🛡
Whether you be of royal blood, of the knightly kind, a squire or a simple farmer: I do not discriminate🏳️🌈
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bet it feels good as fuck to wink at your maiden and shut your visor before charging at your contestant with a lance
When you get lost in the whimsical forest of magic or something and you find a weird baby in the woods.
vintage 1970s silver “bloody tower” charm opens to executioner
Valiant knight
this having the reblogs turned off is my 9/11
If I was wealthy I’d get weird surgery recreationally and spend five grand on six academic texts per week and have a fancy office that’s only for sucking dick and smoking and wear fabrics made of evil and I’d have two personal trainers that I double book so they have to compete for my attention and I’d smell obscure and irresistible and I’d have machine guns and a sculptor that I fund who lives in the woods and is not allowed to leave but gets whatever they want brought to them because the art is just that important and I’m not allowed to see it until it’s done and also theyre dying
i had a dream about being a knight of a princess and woke up with the same feeling i get after having a sex dream, so uhhhhhh that could mean anything
Kneeling for your liege can be a lot more fun if you just let yourself go and eat them out. Truly, our oaths don’t need to be followed for celibacy
#funded by lieges love head super pac
CHIVALROUS AND SINGLE KNIGHTS IN YOUR FIEF WANT TO PLEDGE THEIR FEALTY TO YOU‼️ CLICK HERE NOW‼️‼️
guards !!!! take them to the Dungeon !!! no not the. not the Sex Dungeon. yes. the Regular Dungeon sorry i should've specified
Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.
Untie yourself from that altar right now.
Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.
That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.
Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.
Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.
the princess and her ladies in waiting
knight who punishes me by only letting me suck the hilt of their sword whennnnnnnnnnnnn :(
no great deed is commemorated here
