having been seen — what would that mean

johnny eight-lighters/mid twenty/gay man/virgo/just happy to be here/ask b4 follow if you know me IRL/this is all purely for my own amusement. likes and replies come from assumedhostile-followmyalt.tumblr.com. my name isn't really johnny

[kitschcowboy]

[dies in the saw trap bc the little puppet video instructions played only once without subtitles so i don't know what i'm supposed to be doing]

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

original url http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Meadows/6691/

last modified 2005-02-14 20:40:16

[forever-memes]

March in 3 months

[leftboob-enthusiast]

[raindogs-deactivated20230528]

I heard biden is gonna take our cocks away

[wacksabbath]

[assiraphales]

absolutely obsessed with the way Fahrenheit is legitimately a superior temperature measurements for day to day life than celsius (more precise, accessible, and understandable) but ppl refuse to admit to it bc they’re so caught up with the “silly americans refuse to convert to metric” gag

[assiraphales]

fun little info graph I found

[ampervadasz]

[biandanxious18]

By petting this cat you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not petting them on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor

[homosozialismus]

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

[satanicdemona-deactivated201509]

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

[0ptimistic-s0ci0path]

dont gays have a power bottom thing? not everything is an attack against women. its supposed to be the moon and the sun. a super old ancient metaphor for men and women since forever. is it an equal metaphor? no i suppose not, since without the sun the moon doesnt shine. its old fashioned which doesnt agree with modern notions of equality necessarily but its a sweet old fashioned thought. the sun shines for the moon and makes its beauty known to the whole world. the sun doesnt hide the moon or demand anything from the moon, it just glorifies everything about it.which is how a man should be in a relationship: a sun to brighten the moon. 

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 9th of august, 2014.

[whitecop]

ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

[internetplz]

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

What the fuck

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

[beyonceisstraight]

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

[mysteryskulllistener-blog]

[justlittlefrogthings]

One Blob? Well That’s Just Twelve Slugs…

[justlittlefrogthings]

One Blob = 20 USD

[justlittlefrogthings]

One Blob? One Slinch? That’s 12 Slugs. And For 20 USD…. U Could See

[nighttiger314]

[speaknowtaylor]

This is one for the OGs

[onceandfuturehimbo]

[witch-lock]

when else could a post like this come together. imagine showing this to someone from the 16th century or someone 300 years into the future. this website is free

[academicpunk]

every day i take my silly little rock and push it up my silly little hill

[alcools-blog]

Visit Original Link

Leonard Cohen - The Partisan

[math-memes]

[adulthoodisokay]

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[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

The wild euphoria of “Yes YES”😩👌

[unknought]

Blake’s “The Tyger”, despite its conjuration of sublime terror, ultimately views nature through the lens of artifice. The tiger is a piece of craft, significant for what it tells us about its anthropomorphic creator. The tiger is not itself; it’s not a wild, uncreated thing.

In contrast, the only crafted thing in Nael’s “The Tiger” is the cage, existing only as an impediment to freedom and destroyed as soon as it is introduced. Nature, rather than creation, is taken as fundamental, and with the destruction of the cage the boundary between the human observer and the natural world is eliminated. We cheer for the tiger’s destructive freedom in a moment of Dionysian ecstasy. Predatory, terrifying, alive, the tiger is out.

[risu75]

Twiggy Toyota Corona Japan ad, 1966

[holythefirm-deactivated20210220]

Twiggy…no..

[scumfuckus]

seriously twiggy read the room