•••Elyse•••

I'm Elyse, I'm 20, from Maine. Physical therapist to be. Washed up ski racer, weak powerlifter. Former soccer and softball player as well. ~~~~~~~~~ PRs:145lbx3 Bench Press (fall 2015) 255lb Squat (11/25/14), 295lb Deadlift (6/7/16), 168lb Clean (12/9/14) 148lb C&J (Oct. 21st 2014) Mile Run: 6:52 (Summer 2013) . . . .

[setheverman]

when you graduate and think you’re prepared for the real world

[shiftingsparrow]

For what possible reason does this image exist????

[setheverman]

for when you graduate and think you’re prepared for the real world

[e-strong]

Today's lunch view (not pictured: PB&J) (at Mount Katahdin)

[e-strong]

Usually when we’re on top of a mountain and it’s 30 degrees with 45mph winds we also have skis on our feet but this works too 👌🏼 (at Mount Katahdin)

[e-strong]

Got a new roommate today. She isn't very good about paying rent but she loves to cuddle 💞

[e-strong]

Hit some volume front squats last night in the cave, tryna get these legs ready for winter with @nu_skiteam ⛷

shoutout to @thekityinglam for videoing my last set of 135x12 / sorry for the death glare at the end, they felt 100x harder than they looked 😂 (at Reebok CrossFit Back Bay)

[e-strong]

"I'M HAVING FUN WITH MY FRIENDS AND I DON'T WANT IT TO END" -Princess Nokia, Tomboy (2016) (at Gainsborough St)

[swagintherain]

Well done

[onlytwitterpics]

[e-strong]

Finally all moved in, never getting out of bed (at Gainsborough St)

[allthingsgrow]

happy 5 years to my wheelchair!!! we’ve done so much together and we are so in love!!!! here’s more pics of us than i actually needed to put in a post but w/e we look so good together i don’t care!!! #dionysusxemily5evr

[allthingsgrow]

i was just looking back at my photos and found this i’m Emotional

[yodiscrepo]

[rlmjob]

okay but this one is all too real

[marlek]

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

[wats-good-gabby]

friendly reminder that ina garten, the host of barefoot contessa on food network, majored in economics and was in charge of writing the budget for the US’s nuclear program and drafted policy memos regarding construction of nuclear centrifuges under US presidents ford and carter

also she fund raises for planned parenthood and supports gay marriage so yeah this woman can budget, plan nuclear policy, and cook a mean meal and now u know

[weirdbitterdays]

Not surprised one bit tbh

[aconybell-deactivated20200917]

damn people didn’t know this? she is actually a happy little wonder woman.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

She’s Jewish, too! 

[winjennster]

And her and the hubs have been together since they were kids and have the sweetest, most romantic marriage.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.

[thechubbynerd]

This post needs some kind of warning sign.

[hugealienpie]

I did not see that coming.

[pi3pr0xy]

Some people say the English language is confusing. To which I say… It’s.

[allthingslinguistic]

That’s the kind of linguist I’m. 

[dying-dog]

[cynological]

That’s a weird dragon.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Fox News sent a reporter to Princeton to make fun of “sensitive” college students

[yourbigsisnissi]

they have so little respect for the intelligence of this generation

[prissypixipea-deactivated201704]

Disgusting

[nerdgasrnz]

Fox reporter: What do you think of this blatantly offensive thing? College students: I don’t appreciate the light-hearted dehumanization of fellow human beings Fox reporter: lmao listen to this sjw bullshit #lol #kek #triggered

[geminibrujo]

wow…so they went to an Ivy League school with some of the brightest and hardworking young minds in the country and attempted to shame them for being intellectually sound and thoughtful of race in America? this shows you how disgustingly warped conservatives see the world and how they cater to the lowest common denominator, because this was supposed to make academics seem bourgeois. 

Please take a seat, Fox News. Your thinly veiled racism is starting to be much less veiled….

[celestialmoonchild]

Conservatives on just annoying pieces of shit

[skindeeptales]

[lemonysn0cket-deactivated201808]

Who is this man