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Terrible maps

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I’m waiting for a map that’s terrible, where are they?

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ilovegodwyn

Are you threatening me with violence

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I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

wonderfulworldofmichaelford

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

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I like to think that Rita Skeeter totally lost whatever renown she had after the war and so Harry and Ginny and the others like to pick up her stories for fun without worrying about the effect it’ll have on their image? Like Harry just idly turns a page every morning and goes, “Oh, we’re getting a divorce.” And Ginny yawns as she fetches two coffee mugs and says, “Is it because I’m snogging Neville?” “No,” says Harry, “it’s because I’m snogging Neville.” And Ginny slams down her mug and says, “Goddamnit, Harry, let me have my affair in peace, would you?”

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They have this sort of conversation in public, sometimes. Especially in places (the Leaky Cauldron, the Three Broomsticks, etc) where they know that it’ll get back to Skeeter.

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I like to imagine that the kids get in on it as well. Like Albus and Scorpius can be over heard in the Great Hall with the latest Potter Family gossip

“Did you hear that your dad is leaving your mum for my father?”

“I thought mum was leaving dad for your mum, Scorp?”

“No that was last week. Your mum is with your aunt Luna right now.”

“Ah, my mistake. Pass the pumpkin juice.”

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Please tell me that the cursed child was just another bullshit story that the kids fed to her.

almostawinchester

New head-canon: Rita Skeeter wrote The Cursed Child.

gladiolus---amicitia

I’ve been ignoring this post in my notifs for ages but this is now the only explanation for the Cursed Child that I will accept.

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my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

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Chaotic Good Boy

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THIS. IS. AMAZING.

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Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they’re going to make stuff fly around the room. Your mother wanted to call you Fred, but I thought this would be more true to his memory.

fierceawakening

okay this one is legit hilarious

volcainist

Happy day

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This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

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Little boy about to receive a dog for his birthday (1955)

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THIS IS WHAT IM HERE FOR

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Oddly Satisfying

thoodleoo

ah yes, the solar eclipse, that glorious event every few years when apollo does something so incredibly stupid that artemis has to yell at him in broad daylight in front of half of the world

thoodleoo

when u yell at your brother so hard that it makes the world go dark for several minutes