the man who doesn't exist

I don't post about nothing in particular because I don't exist / some guy / He/Him Pictures by E. Bennett are mine :)

[e-the-real-etherealist]

yeagh buddy time to vanish for two years B)

[genderoftheday]

[massivelimestonecube]

today’s the day

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

happy assorted cheese day

[bluescluesposting]

[e-the-real-etherealist]

"but suits are so fun to spin in!"

"You should try skirts."

HDKFKSGKDGSKGD DOES HE KNOW???

[ari-kari]

fuck marry befriend kill: operator addition

Fuck:

Addition (➕)

Subtraction (➖)

Multiplication (✖️)

Division (➗)

Voting ended onSep 9, 2025

[ari-kari]

Marry:

Addition (➕)

Subtraction (➖)

Multiplication (✖️)

Division (➗)

Voting ended onSep 9, 2025

[ari-kari]

Befriend:

Addition (➕)

Subtraction (➗)

Multiplication (✖️)

Division (➗)

Voting ended onSep 9, 2025

[ari-kari]

Kill:

Addition (➕)

Subtraction (➖)

Multiplication (✖️)

Division (➗)

Voting ended onSep 9, 2025

[wickedsick]

[penny-anna]

[annabelle--cane]

from my non-gamer pov (I'm an #ally), what this has looked like is a critical mass of maddened and delirious silksong posting for the past ~week that built to a sustained frenzied climax for about ninety minutes either side of the game's actual release, at which point everyone went absolutely dead fucking radio silent. I have not heard a single peep from any of you about what is happening in this game. no liveblogging, no screenshots, no reactions, nothing. my girlfriend emerges from her room every five-to-eight hours to intone "I've been skonging it too hard," grab a morsel of food, and withdraw to her chambers once more. Is everyone okay Are you having fun Is the silksong loud and beautiful and are you so very afraid.

[studentofetherium]

it must feel good as an indie developer to spend a million years sealed away in your little cave working on a game and then when you release it, the entire internet breaks under the demand

[e-the-real-etherealist]

what (silksong spoilers)

I cannot believe there's a naked jailbreak sequence in the actual unmodified game. and it slaps.

[girlfromenglishclass]

What is the longest book series you have read?

I only read stand alones

Duology

Trilogy

Quartet

5-10

10-15

More than 15 books in the series

Voting ended onSep 8, 2025

For the purpose of this poll, books in the same world but not Directly sequels count. If they're grouped on Goodreads, it counts. So like, Percy Jackson but also Magnus Chase count as the same series.

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Just so you know… There is no “the queen”. Why? 

There are so, so many queens.

They make up half of the human population.

We call them “women”. 

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

And I am a loyal knight fighting for all of them. I slaughtered a dragon for women today, actually. Here’s a picture

[criminal-fish]

[prokopetz]

The thing about Lovecraft's work is that he did write about some genuinely fucked up critters, but he doesn't seem to have had a clear picture of which ones those are. "Dog that inhabits right angles" and "sapient colour" are treated as exactly as mind-bending as, like, "guy who looks like a fish" and "big penguin".

[flowerbleedme]

The idea that all of existence is a fictional dream of a sleeping god creature from an entirely different reality that could wake up at any moment, ending all life that never truly existed at all, is a fascinatingly terrifying concept but the god is not nearly as popular as the Really Big Guy who is Squid

[sexchangedotcom]

the laptop cd drive is a sort of dead wife

[objektum]

There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

[napkineater]

Everyone cmon and answer. Collecting data.

What’s your favorite quark?

Up quark

Down quark

Top quark

Bottom quark

Strange quark

Charm quark

Voting ended onSep 10, 2025

[loathsomespider]

[bimbocore]

[piratesexmachine420]

Fuuuuck what was I thinking being five years old in 2009 instead of investing in fictitious financial products and profiting from industrialized human suffering

[lumsel]

its dark outside. i'd better press 'f' to activate my 'flashlight'

[itsbenedict]