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Last Airbender: *shows Azula having a severe mental breakdown after finally tasting defeat after a lifetime of her dictator father manipulating her into becoming the perfect model for a throne responsible for centuries of genocide
8-year-olds watching Nickelodeon that day:
court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards
His stupid little hat jingling away
the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells
I hate everything about this post... thank you
DO 👏 NOT 👏 SIT 👏 THE 👏 2020 👏 ELECTION 👏 OUT 👏 JUST 👏 CAUSE 👏 YOU 👏 DON’T 👏 LIKE 👏 BIDEN 👏
Also there are more people on the ballot than just the president. When you stay home, you’re also skipping out on votes for House, Senate, State legislatures, judges, and others, all of whom are also hugely important and influential.
Maybe Biden won’t be that great. But he’s bound to have a better cabinet than this one.
^ this right here
The number of Russian Bots right now screaming “#NeverBiden!” is through the roof. I wonder how many people they’ll trick into staying home? Do you think the people behind the bots place bets on how many Americans they can get to unironically reblog an agreement to completely give up on the US elections and hand the country over to Trump and his cronies for another four years?
Much as I would’ve been thrilled to vote for Bernie (and did in the primaries), please remember that if you think voting for another candidate in the 2020 election is “making your voice heard” or “not settling for the lesser of two evils,” you are fooling yourself.
No third-party candidate is going to have an actual viable shot to win the 2020 presidential election. They didn’t have a shot in 2016 either, no matter what people like to tell themselves. And that dissension among liberal and Democratic voters is exactly why we lost. (That and the 20-year smear campaign and the Russian bots, but I digress.)
Republicans and conservatives will vote along party lines come hell or high water. They’ve been conditioned to do it and they’ll continue to do it. There is no division and no thought of voting for someone other than the Republican candidate.
So yes, a vote for someone other than Trump’s opponent is essentially a vote for Trump. Because it’s one less vote for a candidate who actually stands a nationwide chance of preventing his re-election.
This same bullshit happened in 2000, and we WARNED people in 2016, but folks didn’t listen. We cannot afford to make the same mistake two terms in a row.
Yes, Biden is a piece of shit too. But he’s a piece of shit that stands a chance of listening to the populace and actually has some goddamn political experience, rather than an unhinged megalomaniacal bigot who acts with impunity, ignores science and human rights (when he isn’t shitting on them), and refuses to be counseled or advised by anyone who isn’t a syncophantic enabler.
It’s going to be Biden or Trump this November. That’s just the way it is. I don’t like it and neither do many of you. But here’s the thing - liking it is irrelevant right now.
We can’t afford four more years of Trump.
Dear High School me
I know that high school’s a weird time and that it’s really important to be yourself. But, keep in mind while you’re busy “being yourself”, other people are busy being accomplished and cool.
I love you but tone it down, especially in years 9-10.
This post needs to be shared in all the blogs.
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“assigning genders to babies is wrong”
I think they’re referring to stuff like this
“I HATE MY THIGHS”??? REALLY????
Ah yes the two genders: Superhero and Waiting To Be Saved (aka Married)
Merry Cummas!🎄It’s time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it’s the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol’ candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won’t be a virgin after tonight 😏👌🏼👈🏼 Is that a snow blizzard or are you cuming on me?☃❄️💦 Don’t forgot to wrap that dick up in a bow tonight🎁🍆Send this to 10 of your cum covered snow angels👼🏻 If you receive 5 back you’re a big ole stocking stuffer😜if you receive 10 back you’re a naughty little nutcracker🌰😩🐿now go find some mistletoe🌿 and give Rudolph a sloppy dick sucking👅 underneath it and while you’re at it, go tell Santa what you want for Cummas and give him a lap dance🎿💃🏻while you’re at it😼
sports are actually really cool and fun most of y’all just neglected physical activity most of your life and now get winded walking a block and think you’re superior for binge watching 200 episodes of naruto in 1 and a half days
september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.
i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang
Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”
REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE
cant tell if i need a hug or to get hit by a car