Carl and Donut sketch. I'm relistening to the series and boy oh boy its even better a second go around.
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Carl and Donut sketch. I'm relistening to the series and boy oh boy its even better a second go around.
“at least i have a man” is always the weakest flex bc 80% of the time their man sucks and no one else wants him anyway
“at least i have a man” and i give you my condolences but what does that have to do with anything ever
I was crying throwing up laughing for like an hour nobody believes him
Turning your back can be a very effective technique!
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you are about to get married, but you blink for a second, and the love of your life standing in front of you has been replaced by a Wheel of Time character
spin this wheel to find out who it is
what are you doing?
marry them anyway
run as fast as possible
how about a "hello, nice to meet you" first?
im so dead
i was actually already getting married to this character
i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
“oh iran is a dictatorship!” “oh palestine is homophobic!” i don’t care like literally i don’t care that’s not a problem to be solved by other countries blowing innocent people up
Sometimes my friends enter into such bad relationships it almost feels like a social experiment to see how long it'll take before I'm like, "You've gotta dump them."
What do you mean they accused you of emotionally cheating on them with your brother, because you talked to him a lot after your mom died? You need to run.
So let me get this straight. They won't let you wear green because one time your ex said they liked you in green?
How do they not know how to do laundry? What'd they do before you? Took it to their mom?? They are 40 years old!
Someone in Idaho just lit a brush fire to set an ambush for responding firefighters. Multiple people are shot and some are still stuck out there. I don’t even have words.
No official press release yet, but it’s starting to show up on the news.
Multiple firefighters have been shot while responding to a brush fire in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho, according to the Kootenai County Sheriff’s of
Two people confirmed dead, others injured. And there may be multiple shooters. Situation is still ongoing.
They’re saying this could turn into a multi-day incident if the situation is not handled soon.
The fire is still burning.
The Sheriff has basically said it’s now shoot to kill if the shooter(s) is found.
Ya know how in Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan exists in all times at the same time? That’s what watching this felt like. I am both in 2020 and 2005. Who is this intrepid time traveler???
Someone on Twitter pointed out that apart from all the different elements, this is a master class in story telling and comedic timing.
completely enamoured with this beast
been repeating this in my head all day
honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me
hi
You should all be beaten like piñatas
dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out
They killed mr inedible with this shit
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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients
Rapists, and killers, too? Really? (Those on death-row?) The drug/prostitution problems are just a portion of USA criminals.
yes, all criminals. the moment you say “except X criminal” is the moment that people will try to convict their opponents as having committed X crime.
it’s the same thing as what’s going on right now with people equating drag to some sort of child exploitation. “but the children!!” they wail, and people listen because oh, if drag is harming children, then drag MUST be BAD, so we HAVE TO BAN DRAG.
do you understand what i’m saying? you can’t take away the rights of any category of criminal, because suddenly that category will be overflowing with people who totally 100% definitely committed that horrible crime.
Just to look at this from one step further back, let's accept the premise. Let's imagine that there is a type of crime that is 1) horrible evil irredeemable universally-agreed-upon bad, and 2) could somehow be prosecuted with 100% accuracy and 0% bias. Yes, even then, those criminals deserve a right to vote.
Do you they're going to like vote themselves out of jail? Vote to make murder legal? What exactly are you afraid of.
Realistically they'll just... vote just like anyone else. They'll help elect city councilmembers they think will better their hometowns, and presidents they think will best serve the country. They might even vote in their own interests! To reform prisons, fund rehabilitation programs, and outlaw predatory practices by telecoms. Are you saying you don't want any of those things?
And even if there were one of those super-duper-unambiguously-evil totally misanthropic death-row convicts, who's scheduled to be execute the very next day and just wants to sow chaos and watch the outside world burn however they can... what's the worst they could do, vote republican?
Taking people's rights away isn't bad because it might happen to someone you like, it's because taking people's rights away is bad.
do people think that convicted serial killers are going to vote to legalize serial killing
People call them "wizards' duels" as if they're not rap battles in programming languages.
By the horns of Baphomet and the beard of Elminster By the runes of Isaz, Perthro and Kaunan By the arcane and noble rubric of Mordenkainen Thou hast no swag and thy mother's a spinster