Etufeur

What up how you doin'? 33 y.o. Accounting | Talent Managing | Artist FFXIV ign: Etufeur Dechu @ Midgardsormr. Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/etufeur Pretty much Etufeur on everything | @SocksAssistant on not-Twitter

[capacity2]

a question for you

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

[capacity2]

He’s so shy he died

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[talisidekick]

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

[itsmeishmi]

I FORGOT TO POST PRIDE KEFKAAAAAAA HAPPY PRIDE, HAPPY UMAD AND HAPPY CLEARS DN & POIKOS & EVERYONE ELSE TOO!!!

[greeds]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[puppygirldick]

[detective-prince-bluebottle]

boy got that real life nuka cola

[flork-of-cows-official]

What would happen if Socks was in prison?

[stupidestasshole]

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip off of controlling other people's emotions

[bigbigtruck]

true and one of the greatest joys in life

[flork-of-cows-official]

Forgot to pick them up from talent school so we sent a letter instead.

[flork-of-cows-official]

[markatoto]

we just found out doing this typically hurts the human body

[lucatielsgirlfriend-deactivated]

why

[xenosagaepisodeone]

little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

[donovonshepard]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahahahahaha

*wiping a single tear from my eye*

that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

nothing gets past this guy

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

Id fuck tigress from king fu panda

but would she fuck you? humble yourself

[flork-of-cows-official]

SVA: An Introduction

For those who don’t know, Flork is the owner and CEO of a vtuber agency. No, this is not a bit. About two years ago a major English vtuber agency (Nijisanji? idk) ate shit and alienated a lot of its talents and fans. Flork saw this and naturally said to himself, “fuck it, I could do a better job” and laid the ground work for SVA.

The Company™ currently employs about 30 people and has seven talents, four of which are in-house, the rest being already established indie vtubers who were adopted by The Company™.

Talents:

Camizole Corzette - What becomes of magical girls after they’re done saving the world? They don’t find happily-ever-afters; instead, they wither into hags.

Adfree - Socks Vtuber Agency’s resident computer bug! Retired malware turned VTuber—now with less popups! Extremely hyper energy and high chat interactivity.

Malfina - Rising from the darkest pits of hell to rule over the mortal realm with an iron fist, Malfina would have succeeded had she not encountered her one weakness - A solid 4/10 and a nice Connecticuit meal. Now comfortably settled down with the third happiest man in their state, she has shifted her plans for world domination towards Twitch as a way to gather her following.

Yomi Quinnley - Yomi is half-demon (tiefling) scientist who brings high energy and interactivity to her stream. Yomi is a variety streamer, playing games, performing ASMR, doing handcams from food, pack openings, and science experiments, collabing, memes, and more.

Snoozychu - The sleepiest seal you’ve ever seen. Snoozy’s content covers multiple genres of games from Shooters to Survival games, Horror and RPGs.

Alien Mixture - Ali is an Alien from a little planet called Artalia who came to prove to her people she could take over a planet all by herself and rule as its Queen. She is a high energy chaotic gremlin streamer who loses her voice a lot crashing out over games and to her chat, but when she isn’t she has a voice that’s out of this world and makes many singing shorts and covers.

Sclimbo - male

[itstimetomotivate]

[willypetegk]

[shapeshiftinterest]

transcript under the read more

you're scared to take a 4year course because your 28 and by the time you finish , you'll be 32. Whether you take the course or not, in 4 years time you'll still be 32, so why not be 32 doing something you love?

harashsidhu: this is gonna take 3 years

ashmanathletics: The time will pass anyways

[liberlux]

im so glad redrawreigen is back

[e2d2]

Quick sketch before work. This jacket comfy af