Etufeur

What up how you doin'? 33 y.o. Accounting | Talent Managing | Artist FFXIV ign: Etufeur Dechu @ Midgardsormr. Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/etufeur Pretty much Etufeur on everything | @SocksAssistant on not-Twitter

[puppygirldick]

[detective-prince-bluebottle]

boy got that real life nuka cola

[flork-of-cows-official]

What would happen if Socks was in prison?

[stupidestasshole]

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip off of controlling other people's emotions

[bigbigtruck]

true and one of the greatest joys in life

[flork-of-cows-official]

Forgot to pick them up from talent school so we sent a letter instead.

[flork-of-cows-official]

[markatoto]

we just found out doing this typically hurts the human body

[lucatielsgirlfriend-deactivated]

why

[xenosagaepisodeone]

little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

[donovonshepard]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahahahahaha

*wiping a single tear from my eye*

that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

nothing gets past this guy

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

Id fuck tigress from king fu panda

but would she fuck you? humble yourself

[flork-of-cows-official]

SVA: An Introduction

For those who don’t know, Flork is the owner and CEO of a vtuber agency. No, this is not a bit. About two years ago a major English vtuber agency (Nijisanji? idk) ate shit and alienated a lot of its talents and fans. Flork saw this and naturally said to himself, “fuck it, I could do a better job” and laid the ground work for SVA.

The Company™ currently employs about 30 people and has seven talents, four of which are in-house, the rest being already established indie vtubers who were adopted by The Company™.

Talents:

Camizole Corzette - What becomes of magical girls after they’re done saving the world? They don’t find happily-ever-afters; instead, they wither into hags.

Adfree - Socks Vtuber Agency’s resident computer bug! Retired malware turned VTuber—now with less popups! Extremely hyper energy and high chat interactivity.

Malfina - Rising from the darkest pits of hell to rule over the mortal realm with an iron fist, Malfina would have succeeded had she not encountered her one weakness - A solid 4/10 and a nice Connecticuit meal. Now comfortably settled down with the third happiest man in their state, she has shifted her plans for world domination towards Twitch as a way to gather her following.

Yomi Quinnley - Yomi is half-demon (tiefling) scientist who brings high energy and interactivity to her stream. Yomi is a variety streamer, playing games, performing ASMR, doing handcams from food, pack openings, and science experiments, collabing, memes, and more.

Snoozychu - The sleepiest seal you’ve ever seen. Snoozy’s content covers multiple genres of games from Shooters to Survival games, Horror and RPGs.

Alien Mixture - Ali is an Alien from a little planet called Artalia who came to prove to her people she could take over a planet all by herself and rule as its Queen. She is a high energy chaotic gremlin streamer who loses her voice a lot crashing out over games and to her chat, but when she isn’t she has a voice that’s out of this world and makes many singing shorts and covers.

Sclimbo - male

[itstimetomotivate]

[willypetegk]

[shapeshiftinterest]

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you're scared to take a 4year course because your 28 and by the time you finish , you'll be 32. Whether you take the course or not, in 4 years time you'll still be 32, so why not be 32 doing something you love?

harashsidhu: this is gonna take 3 years

ashmanathletics: The time will pass anyways

[liberlux]

im so glad redrawreigen is back

[e2d2]

Quick sketch before work. This jacket comfy af

[e2d2]

I like to use songs that get stuck in my head for drawing practice ♥

[teathattast]

[e2d2]

Oops I forgot to upload art for a while so have an art dump

[e2d2]

Sometimes I manage to keep my focus working. Pokemon version of vtuber ExoVerseVT \o/

[frenchifries]

must be awkward to live in the kingdom hearts universe and have a name with an X in it. introduce yourself like hey guys what's up my name's alexis :) and everyone kind of sucks their teeth and looks at each other uncomfortably whispering oh umm is she... you know... *mimes stabbing their own heart out*

[anarqueeen]

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,