[eadlynschreave-celestenewsome]

America: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Celeste: Alright, what's 30x17?

America: 47

Celeste: That's not even close.

America: But it was fast.

[eadlynschreave-celestenewsome]

Marlee: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

America: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Maxon walks in*

America: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

[eadlynschreave-celestenewsome]

Maxon: *Answers phone.* Hello?

America: It's America.

Maxon: What did she do this time?

America: No, it's me, Maxon. It's actually me.

Maxon: What did you do this time?

[eadlynschreave-celestenewsome]

Maxon: You're probably one of those beautiful women who doesn't even know it.

Celeste: No, I know it.

[eadlynschreave-celestenewsome]

[queen-ofbooks]

merry christmas @princess-may-singer from your secret santa. i hope you enjoy your gift :))))

[adayofnovember]

Maxon and America through the One

Maxon: Say you love me.

America: No, say YOU love me.

Maxon: Say it you first.

America: No, say it YOU first.

Maxon: Well, then… I guess I’ll have to marry Kriss.

[americasingersingswell]

“If a guy ever calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.”

Celeste to Eadlyn what do you mean Celeste was killed before Eady existed

[partylikeawordstar]

Let’s just treat Celeste like a fairy godmother.

…oh.

So I think I know what I want to write for the 10th anniversary.

[selectionobsessed]

The Selection -Paraphrased

chapter 1- i fight my mom

chapter 2- there’s a boy in the treehouse

chapter 3- i take a photo

chapter 4- we watch family tv

chapter 5- i got selected and broken up with

chapter 6- i get instructions from a skinny man

chapter 7- i leave my family in a fancy car

chapter 8- i meet other girls on a plane

chapter 9-i get a makeover and girls don’t like me

chapter 10- i meet the prince while i was sobbing

chapter 11- i become best friends with the prince

chapter 12- i eat food and go on a date

chapter 13- we get attacked by angry men

chapter 14- the prince is a tattle tale

chapter 15- the prince makes me cry

chapter 16- celeste gets slapped

chapter 17-i take a history test and photos

chapter 18- i kiss the prince x2

chapter 19- marlee gets sunburned

chapter 20- my ex shows up

chapter 21- i go to a birthday party

chapter 22- i make out with my ex

chapter 23-i bring my maids to the basement

chapter 24- i kiss the prince and become an elite

chapter 25- i accidentally created a love triangle

( inspired by this post )

[truly-yours-america]

America: Rules are made to be broken.

Elise: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

America: Uh, piñatas.

Celeste: Glowsticks.

America: Karate boards.

Celeste: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

[truly-yours-america]

Celeste: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

[truly-yours-america]

Has this been done yet?

[eadlyns-asparagus]

[truly-yours-america]

America: Whoa Maxon’s coming at me maybe I should take a step back or something

Inner America: Knee him in the thigh

America: But–

Inner America: Where the sun doesn’t shine

[sickwebsite]

Maxon defending America from Clarkson:

[truly-yours-america]

“What‘s it like to be in love?” “It’s the most wonderful and terrible thing that can ever happen to you.”

@partylikeawordstar

[truly-yours-america]

Kile: What's the best way to kill someone?

Ahren: Kindness.

Eadlyn: If we're being stealthy, potassium cyanite. Otherwise, everything from a knife to a bazooka works.