#incorrect selection quotes

[eadlynschreave-celestenewsome]

Maxon: *Answers phone.* Hello?

America: It's America.

Maxon: What did she do this time?

America: No, it's me, Maxon. It's actually me.

Maxon: What did you do this time?

[theincorrectbookquotes]

Celeste: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me.

[eadlyns-asparagus]

Maxon: are you always a dumb ass?

America: no.

America: sometimes I’m a smart ass

[royallyruined]

America, with a large box in her hands : what would you say if i came home one day with 4 puppies?

Maxon : what’s in the box

America :

Maxon : America, what’s in the box

America : i think you know

[americasingersingswell]

America: This year, I lost my dear friend Celeste.

Celeste: Quite telling everyone I’m dead!

America: Sometimes, I still hear her voice.

[sickwebsite]

America, taking out a cigarette: Life is so hard.

Maxon: I didn’t know you smoked.

America, biting it: It’s chocolate.

[ohmyfreakingcherries]

America to Maxon:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Strawberry tarts are tasty

And so are you

[viscountessevie]

America: I'm just gonna be myself.

Celeste: Nobody wants that.

America: ...Dude.