Critrole Disaster Hour

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[wowhead]

its gay asf for a man to be a paladin....who are you laying hands on? other men?

[themoonandmyman]

There’s no way on gods green earth that Ilya didn’t jack off for stamina before fucking Shane for the first time. He was in his hotel room bricked up at the mere thought of what was going to happen that night, of course he’s cumming all over himself in the shower and gritting out ‘fuck, hollander’ aloud to himself in the empty room. and then rocking up to Shane’s fuckpad cool as a cucumber. you big faker. if he hadn’t he would have blown his load 20 seconds after sliding in for the first time.

[prizefiter]

luis getting giddy at king gus gay confirmation during the cooldown is so adorable ksdjhfksjdfh me too luis i wanna see you play azune again and this time flirt with the king of timmony

[falconscry]

once again feeling like chewing drywall about murray calling demodus a kid when he’s just a few years younger than azune. something about the running theme of who gets the privilege of youthful innocence and who is forced to grow up fast.

[screechfoxes]

CRITICAL ROLE 4.27 Complicated Questions

+ bonus Kattigan reaction:

[eadwulfs]

AZUNE MY SAD WET BOY WITH EXTREME DADDY ISSUES POOR COPING MECHANISMS MR HIGH MASKING AUTISM WHOS MASK IS SLIPPING UNDER THE PRESSURE OF LYING LYING LYING MORE OF HIS LIFE IS A LIE OF A MAN THAN THE MAN HIMSELF THE ONLY PERSONHOOD HE FEELS IS IN HIS CHILDHOOD SELF

[mortuary9]

[obibail]

there's regular daddy issues and then there's "i use alter self to mold myself into what i would've looked like if thjazi had actually been my father and fall asleep like that." congratulations azune that's the most mentally unwell anyone's ever done it, bud

[light-summoner]

Plus "I mold myself to slightly look like the man that is talking to me, to alter his perception of me as familial" that's the most concerning anyone has ever done it, bby

[revvethasmythh]

As I take her hand, I want to insight check her. And I want to see if I feel...if I feel true mourning from her. [...] Four total? This lady is fucking lying, man. She's fucking lying, dude. This lady—she's not sad. Look at how mad she is. You can't be mad and sad. You can't be mad and sad!

[raisondetriment]

As if Azune Nayar weren't already the auspec-coded character of all time

[golden-raven0211]

Luis saying “I don’t have balls” about Azune… Luis I’m begging you make trans Azune canon

[foldbaron]

The true star of Critical Role made an appearance.

[see-arcane]

Azune, canonical beautiful nightmare, aglow with fire and lightning as Crow Keepers batter uselessly against him: :)

Demodus, conscious, concussed, certain death just avoided: I think I hauve bellows fever

[combeauferre]

the mighty nein + text post memes 14/?

[probably-a-fae]

Am I the only one that gets the sense that like Orcs don't do monogamy like we do? Like they seem to typically date/partner with one person at a time but I dont think they construct families in the same sort of way we do. I could be totally wrong but thats the vibes I get.

First of, Hal and Thaisha aren't "together" anymore but they both are still co-parents, have a positive relationship with one another, and even seem down to hook-up again. Hal also has had another partner, Elodie, whom doesnt live with him anymore, but is called a mother to Shadia, whom she shares no blood with. Plus Hal and Thjazi only share one parent but are only ever refered to as "brothers" and not "half-brothers."

I just get the vibes that the way Orc society forms families is a lot more open and freeform. Thjazi's marriage to Aranessa would be the outlier, but that is also Thjazi marrying outside of his culture, so it perhaps followed more of the human tradition.

If I'm right, I just think it would be cool to see a culture approach families in that sort of way. It would make sense too for the Orcs to treat partnerships more openly considering their past under their Shaper. Constantly dealing with war would make the likelihood of being able to raise your family with your partner pretty slim, so embracing people more openly into families would be a way to deal with that. Make sure your kids have parents even if your original partner was lost.

Anyway, I'm not convinced Hal and Thaisha are "divorced" like we think of it. I think their separation is something a lot more normalized and accepted in Orc society.

[juha-art]

To the hounds!

[helimir]

someone in the sundered houses better be theorizing that wick and occtis eloped together or something