Pride and Suckadick

A novel by 21st Century Jane Austen.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hijacker-deactivated20160621]

that wasn't very Versace of you

[thebootydiaries]

*fight breaks out*

me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

[tokentruffle]

I think there would be so much comfort in being married. That person is your other half. They make you feel safe. They know your favorite book, your favorite candle scent, the songs that make you emotional, actors you hate for no reason, the reoccurring nightmare you’ve had since you were little, how many pillows you sleep with, your dream car, your first pet’s name, your lucky number, your favorite flower, your favorite color, your biggest fear, your dream vacation, shows you want to binge, your favorite snacks, your favorite holiday etc. There’s just something so beautiful and touching about trusting and loving someone so much. They’re part of you. And I can’t wait for that.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[fabuloustrash05]

[earl-gray-wine]

Y’all really think Persephone’s Act of Wrath is going to scare Hades away??????? Y’all really think that this man is going to see her kill a bunch of people and be like ‘Nah, I’ll go back to Minthe’.

NO! He’s going to record that shit on a VHS tape labeled “Proud Times” and move ooooon

[securelyinsecure]

[hadeestown]

when you know act ii is gonna be full of tears and shit but all the songs are bops™

[returnoftheborle]

Listen, just because I can’t hit that note doesn’t mean I won’t try

[sobeitjayt]

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture

[dostoevskygirl]

Idk what y’all stole from Area 51 but someone needs to put that shit BACK cause 2020 is CURSED

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“ 

[earl-gray-wine]

Minthe: “So are we breaking up?”

Hades: *pauses*

Everyone literally everywhere:

[icepeters-book-trash]

The Santa Clarita Diet deserved better.

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice

[caleb-1193]

Bitch better not