The Lord's tea

Secret/hiding from the public blog - sebaciel warning

[earlcieltea]

Hello, all! I made this blog to basically hide from my "normal" peers, friends, etc, who disapprove of my non-harmful coping strats (and just having fun, apparently), so I've made this!

So, if you're into Sebaciel, or just BB in general who won't send me death threats, please int! No age cap, but id perfer 16+.

You can call me Earl, Ciel, or any other relevant name of that sorts. I'm queer in both gender and sexuality, and polygamous with two lovely partners! I am majorly white, though mixed with what my family likes to call "north asian native", so likely a form of Russian native. As for my age, I would perfer that in DMS, though I am of age ^^".

Pleased to meet you all!

[earlcieltea]

Im not dead!!

Just took a break from Tumblr and most fandoms + got a better life situation.

Still a freak, but a much healthier one; still think about all the 🤤🤤🤤 parts of BB tho

Happy uhh, pride, new years, and any birthdays that passed!! And early winter holidays if I don't post until then.

[earlcieltea]

Just a reminder, if you go out of your way to dig into people's personal, behind-closed-doors lives? You're scummier than they are!! Hopes this helps a rat on the fence

[earlcieltea]

im sorry if I come off rude but would you mind explaining why you ship Sebastian x ceil

I respect your choice even if I don't like it

This has many answers, but I'll boil it down to this:

I seek comfort in the dynamic, and find it interesting - both emotionally and their mental games to each other. I am in no way promoting it as a HEALTHY or PERFECT relationship, nor one that should be mimicked in real life with real people. So thank goodness it's a demon and a fictional child!

As someone who's gone through... A lot, this is a healthy and safe coping strategy for me. I find it fun, relaxing, and honestly the majority of the SBCL community is much kinder than the anti/dadbastian side.

[blu3-b3rry-j3st3r]

Everyone tell @crucnch-no-more-braincell to stop reading and go to bed

[crucnch-no-more-braincell-deact]

Grr

[earlcieltea]

MOOTIE GO SLEEP

[yimpyapologist]

for everyone who was known as "the weird girl" growing up, how's the late autism diagnosis and chronic illness going?

[earlcieltea]

Fucking horrible, thank you

[earlcieltea]

Back on my shit- send sebaciel asks for me and @onehellofabitch to answer!! also, might start up an alois blog soon, so stay tuned!

[earlcieltea]

I hate that I'm reminded that sick freaks like you exist every time you corrupt something that SHOULD be seen as innocent and cute by children. Every time you talk in your perverted uwu bullshit speech about how much you want to sexually violate a child (drawn or not!), I feel a compulsion to physically look at my siblings and make sure they're okay. I'm already a paranoid bastard even on a good day, and YOU sick freaks make me even more paranoid and afraid for my siblings' safety. I hate the idea that some monster like you could look at my siblings, and instead of feeling the warmth and care as a good human should for a child, you get sexually aroused. And since it is well documented that you degenerates eventually move on to harming real children, every time I see one of you freaks trying to lie, deflect, and obfuscate, I can only see a dog with rabies that hasn't bitten anyone yet.

You can try to latch on to the 'free speech' movement, or whatever political group you think will support you, all you like. Your only purpose is trying to legalize, legitimize, and normalize pedophilia, something that the vast majority of Humanity finds horrifying. The cherry on top is that, whenever you fucks get unmasked, you're never just normal, working-class people that hide a dark secret. You're almost always exposed as completely pornsick, brainbroken degenerates that have fried their minds so much that all they think about is the most depraved and sickening fetishes possible.

So yes, I absolutely, positively HATE you. All of you. And only when every single one of you freaks is maggot food in a mass grave will I feel better.

Okay so I'm not reading all this, but I have 0 arousal, desire or physical attraction to Ciel - I enjoy fictional tropes. I don't know wtf it on about LMAO

Get off anon and say it with ur chest huh <3

[earlcieltea]

That last anon is such 12yo mindset. Nothing of what they were claiming was coherent. What one consumes, as entertainment, should never be a way to determine the moral/ethical values one holds.

They clearly are the ones who cannot make a distinction between fiction and reality, and that really says a lot more about them, than any other person who ships fictional characters.

If they think people are this close to do heinous crimes for what kind of fiction these people consume, then I don't even know what kind of pure, unadulterated, pristine media they are consuming. (Maybe shows and cartoons aimed at 3yo who still have to be told what is good and what is bad in such a white and black way?) And still, they'd still find some flaws in them, and claim that because Caillou pulled his sister's hair, then people will imitate him, and end up doing some very very very very bad things.

SO TRUE!!! It's also been copy-pasted into every inbox of a sebaciel shipper sadly 😔 since when did playing with fictional dolls become a reflection of what I want done to REAL PEOPLE??

[earlcieltea]

Sebaciel shippers are pedophiles. Nobody ever says “drawings have human rights”. Find one person on the planet who thinks that, dipshit. Forming your sexuality around naked anime children is bizarre, abnormal freak behaviour. You will be relentlessly mocked and there is nothing you can do about it. Constantly consuming and promoting pornography with pedophilic themes is a recognised red flag that an individual may be at high risk for potentially abusing real children. If that statement makes you feel cognitive dissonance, you have adjustment disorder and need to seek professional help before you seriously hurt someone. You are a pedophile. Sebaciel is inherently pedophilic, everyone knows the difference between real and fictional children and news flash: writing and drawing NSFW of a fictional child is still weird. “Ciel is nothing like a real, actual child”. Why does he have the same proportions and behaviours of a real child then? Dumbass. Stop trying to convince people that you are normal, because you will never be seen as normal. You are a hyper-sexual freak of nature. Go quarantine yourself in a shitty imageboard with other monsters like you so normal members of society don’t have to be constantly reminded that you exist. You will never be loved.

Saying I'll never be loved with my of-age partner is super weird, man. I actually hate kids, fun fact!! L+ratio on the copypasta

[earlcieltea]

question: what traits do u think sebaciel love the most about each other?

Ooh, a very good question!! Sorry it took forever to respond, I've been job hunting and working on Uno projects

What would Sebastian love most about Ciel? We already know this - his formidable courage, ambition! And his pouty face

Now, as far as Ciel goes for Sebastian? That's a bit harder to pinpoint, but my HC is that he loves the loyalty, doting tendencies, and how snarky he can be in such an eloquent way - even if he won't show it.

Thank you so much for the ask!!

[dearestsebastian]

reblog this post to receive a random kuroshitsuji/sebaciel ask

[earlcieltea]

Hello, friends and non-mutuals! I've come back with a "bang" of sorts, an offer for writing commissions!

They aren't much, mostly just letters from a character, ship writing or x reader stuff, but the catch is Pay what you can/want!

Obviously longer writings (500+ letters, 1k+ fics) require some form of payment, but anything under is not as harsh on payment, or even the ability to pay with an art trade!

Payments are as follows:

Nitro on discord

Amazon gifts (price/item off wishlist is up to you for most things!)

Art trades of equal value/effort (sketch for smaller writing, etc etc)

PLEASE don't fear to dm or ask about it in my inbox! I do not bite!

Low to no boundaries/what I won't write besides Rape/SA (implied is fine for plot, but no graphic mentions), gore to extremities, and bodily fluid kinks besides light blood.

[earlcieltea]

Follow your own DNI before commenting, folks!

While I took a break for my mental health, coming on here to talk my shit againTM.

Death threats are worse then whatever fictional shit I'm doing, because while I can recognize that fiction ≠ reality, you giving a living, breathing person death threats is infact, not fictional!

Censorship in any capacity isn't good. While some things shouldnt be glorified and ENCOURAGED to be written, we shouldnt be wiping any of it off the face of the earth, especially in this environment politically. It will just lead to things that are more then "gross" to chronically online folks being wiped to queer, feminist etc items being wiped. BOOK BANS AND FIC BANS ARE BAD!

That's all for now. While I may not be the most pure person out there, I do have common sense.

Follow your own DNI before commenting, folks!

[earlcieltea]

🫵HELLO

GUH!!!

[earlcieltea]

I'm pretty new to the SebaCiel fandom over-all. Do you have any blog recommendations to follow? I'd love some active blogs for content and to make some fandom friends!

(Also, please don't suggest any art repost accounts, 99% of the content on them is stolen!)

Sadly not... As I am new to Tumblr and my main source of SebaCiel content is @onehellofabitch 's and I's personal talks and ramblings to eachother! But I would love to be friends!

[earlcieltea]

Happy late Yuletide all, and merry Christmas / Happy Chanukah if I don't post in time for it!