Pax Vobiscum

Rebeka | she/her | intj | This used to be a dark academia blog, now it’s mostly historical shitposting

[medievalthymes]

“I never see you at the club” okay well I never see you at the scarborough fair. picking up the parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme I asked you to get

[wifehaver103947]

[therainbowwillow]

They should invent an essay where you just do research forever and then you never write anything

[intercal]

researching medieval file formats like .tapestry and .stainedglass

[thedickcavettshow]

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

[earltostig]

unfortunately it’s only a matter of time before Big Fashion tries to cuntify the medieval tonsure

[paranormal-taters]

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

[amundsenxcook]

i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

[sacred-portal]

[zeitghost]

can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin

[yiiiiiiiikes25]

[junglejim4322]

[aletheyass]

the napoleonic urge to reach under your shirt and hold your titty

[griefphemerate]

She lorem on my ipsum til I dolor

[paxamericana]

bad news everybody. see you on the inside.

[prometheus-adam]

what we should be wearing: a horrific mashup of victorian gothic and 80s clothes

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Gonna wear these together

[thefirstpaleontologist]

okay but if we do this we have to commit by bringing back a chaotic mashup of 80s and Victorian era slang/speech. The only rule is whatever makes it funnier

[that-house]

“Horse Plinko” is the name of a Star Wars background character

[headspace-hotel]

he tried to sell Glup Shitto space cocaine at the alien strip club