The Complete Nerd In One Boy

Buddy the Elf’s long lost brother...awkward but lovable...I’m always down to talk ☺️ SC: earlyburd Insta: earlyburd17

[a-funyarinpa]

animation of charmander makin some pancakes

[morvay]

[taur]

[mindmushpup-deactivated20230126]

Oh to be sleepy and crawl into bed with someone who's warm and safe and you know will take care of you in all the right ways

[punkrock-bottom]

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post

[dominant-dominion]

You deserve the sex you fantasize about.

[kiwifluid]

there needs to be an easier way to convey the idea of "it's absolutely fine that you don't like this thing I like, and I don't even necessarily disagree with your reasons for disliking it, but I am sick to death of hearing your negative opinions about it."

[avatardoggo]

op what you just said is 1000% perfect that’s exactly how you say it

[thegamefreaks]

[mykonorii-deactivated20210324]

Oh wow. I didn’t know I needed to hear this.

[flareons]

some of the new pokemon line stickers! feel free to use as icons. 

[papasmoke]

so fucked that in the 60s and 70s there was an actual mainstream political movement in the us to completely abolish the cia and now they get free annual propaganda movies and tv shows from amazon and disney

[just-shower-thoughts]

Yoga is “Solo Mode” for Twister. Or maybe Twister is multiplayer Yoga.

[boybarrett-deactivated20211126]

thinking about her

I don’t remember what the moral of the story was, but i can assume it was don't let other people tell you when you're dead, you decide when you're dead

which is important for children to know

[delirious--mistakes]

[calebwittebane]

literally what is the logic behind naps leaving you with a weird taste in your mouth. i wasnt eating anything i was sleep

[calebwittebane]

its the spiders isnt it

[mirai-e-jump]

『ポケモン』Pokémon Trainers

[cannibalchicken]

[fish-celestialbody-adjective]

[bentrollio]

Hold on I’m Jewish I gotta look some things up

[bentrollio]

Yeah this is pretty funny

[amazoogle]

after analyzing every possible chess game using a quantum computer we have determined that the optimal strategy is to move the horseys around. this is literally unbeatable

[badassdemonsword]

her pussy so wet it has me sliding around like an ice level in stupid mario brothers