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boy take that shit off yk u look a mess
- kuru NSFW alphabet <3
warnings: pure smut lol
autors note: I love this cute boy, why is there not so much content about him?
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A - Aftercare
(What they’re like after sex)
I think he's very gentle and sweet, and after the act he'll definitely hug you and say a lot of soothing words and bring you water and snacks.
B - Body part
(Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
I swear he loves your hips and ass, it's not just sexual, he loves lying between them when you're watching something, playing ps, smoking weed and all that. In himself, he loves his torso and, in principle, his physical form.
C - Cum
(Anything to do with cum basically)
I think he'll use contraceptives, but he won't mind if you're on the pill, or if you don't have condoms, he'll be happy to cum on your hips or ass.
D - Dirty Secret
(A dirty secret of theirs)
I think he wants you to do pegging, he's seen it in porn before, but he's still afraid to offer it to you.
He also really wants you to give him a striptease, but he doesn't know how to hint or tell you (he's also seen it in porn).
E - Experience
(How experienced are they?)
I think he had a bit of experience, not much, but he knows what's what.
F - Favourite Position
(Does this need an explanation?)
I think he likes to watch your sweet face and the emotions on it, so he uses the missionary one most of the time, but he also likes it when you ride him.
G - Goofy
(Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)
I think when he's sober he's more serious, but sometimes he can be joking. But when he's drunk or high, his playfulness takes over and you shouldn't expect him to be serious at that moment.
H - Hair
(How well groomed are they)
He shaves his head and tries to keep an eye on it, but with you he doesn't really care what's down there, as long as it doesn't get too messy.
I = Intimacy
(How are they during the moment)
I think he's very romantic and intimate at this moment, he loves you and wants you to feel the best.
J - Jerk off
(How often and why)
He loves jerking off to your videos together when you're not around or he's on tour, and he also loves calling you when he really needs you.
K - Kink
(One or more of their kinks)
I think he likes femdom, but he also likes to dominate sometimes. I also think he has a little foot fetish. I don't know if it's a fetish, but he loves to bite.
L - Location
(Favourite places to do it)
Most of the time, it's your bed, your couch, or any other place in your home. But this guy also loves taking risks (which you wouldn't know from looking at him), and his friends don't know, but when you go out together at a party or in a recording studio, interesting things happen.
M - Motivation
(What turns them on)
He loves it when you're confident and tease him, and he likes it when you dress up in public (although he might get a little jealous)
N - NO
(Something they wouldn’t do)
He's against anything that would hurt you, and he's also against any super kinky stuff (like piss or shit)
O - Oral
(Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He loves eating you, it's like he's been practicing all his life. But he also loves it when you suck his cock
P - Pace
(Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)
When you have sex outside of your home, it's fast and rough, but when you're at home, it's slow and sensual.
Q - Quickie
(Their opinions on quickies)
He doesn't really like it, but he can make an exception if you want.
R - Risk
(Do they take risks?)
As I mentioned, he loves them, and it only fuels his desire.
S - Stamina
(How many rounds can they go for, how long?)
2 rounds max, but if you want more he'll blow you or finger you becauze he's generous and loves you.
T - Toy
(Do they own toys?)
He doesn't like using them in bed, but he does like it when you tease him with homemade videos using a vibrator or dildo while he's away.
U - Unfair
(How much they like to tease)
He doesn't really like teasing, but he likes it when you tease him. It makes him turned on.
V - Volume
(How loud they are, what sounds they make?)
He's very loud, and he often whines or cries, and he's not shy about it, and he expects the same from you.
W - Wild Card
(Random headcanon)
He bought you a lot of condoms and lubricants with different flavors, and his favorite flavor was vanilla cake.
X - X-Ray
(You know...)
It's quite long and covered in veins, and its head looks like a mushroom.
Y - Yearning
(How high is their sex drive?)
It's average, and he's not very fond of initiating sex, so he's waiting for you to do it.
Z - ZZZ
(How quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)
He falls asleep immediately if he can, especially when the warmth of your body soothes and lulls him to sleep.
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a/n: love him so much.
he’s like… aggressively clingy in the cutest way.
will literally throw himself across the couch just to land half on top of you. arms and legs everywhere like a human weighted blanket. giggles the whole time like he’s five.
if you move even one inch he’s like “where u goin???” with that confused puppy face.
does not care if you’re busy. he wants physical contact. now.
will dramatically sigh if you stop touching him for 0.2 seconds.
he pretends he’s not obsessed but he is SO obsessed.
he’ll be like “nah i’m chill” while checking your location every hour.
likes all your posts one by one like a 2012 boyfriend.
randomly texts you “miss u” even if you left the room 8 minutes ago.
literally lights up like a kid when he sees you — tries to hide the smile, fails miserably.
he’s goofy-flirty in public but embarrassingly soft in private.
holds your waist like it’s his god-given right.
he loves annoying you because he thinks you look cute when you’re mad. pokes your cheeks. purposely mispronounces things.
he randomly gives you forehead kisses. doesn’t matter where you are. grocery store? forehead kiss. his car? forehead kiss. you pass behind him while he’s on live? he’ll literally pause his sentence for a forehead kiss.
fans notice. fans go feral.
he compliments you so casually it ruins you.
“you smell nice.”
“you're so pretty.”
“your voice makes my chest warm idk.”
then acts like he didn’t just destroy your entire equilibrium.
completely oblivious to how soft he sounds.
he’s very “my girlfriend is the coolest person alive” coded.
hypes you up over the smallest things.
“yo, look how good she poured that drink?? talent.”
records random videos of you because he thinks you’re so funny.
shows his friends clips of you like a proud mom.
jealousy? oh he’s terrible at hiding it. gives side eyes so sharp they could chop wood. gets real quiet, real pouty.
somehow ends up standing between you and the person he’s jealous of.
he literally melts when you touch his hair. instant relaxation. will lay his head on your lap without being asked. mumbles nonsense while you play with his curls. might fall asleep mid-sentence.
he gives you his hoodie but then demands it back once it smells like you.
“no actually i need it.”
steals it from you and wears it constantly..buries his face in the hood sometimes. embarrassed if you catch him doing it but still doesn’t stop.
he’s clingy in a “i just love you fr” way. always wants to be near you. always wants to make you laugh.
acts tough online but is secretly the most affectionate person alive.
holds your hand in the car, on walks, in bed, everywhere.
leans on you like you’re his personal emotional support human.
when he’s in love, he’s REALLY in love. gives you the softest eyes imaginable. remembers the most random details about you. brags about you to his friends. gets shy when you compliment him treats you like you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him, because you are.
Okay so Why r we Pretending to know Boyliife Members like This is Kinda weird Imo
Its like that one girl with nettspend all over again
This person gotta be the most delusional bitch ever
keep the kuru fics coming
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SUMMARY: 2 awkward people end up getting (somewhat) together! (y/n is awkward and blunt so she comes off as kinda rude)
CW: biker reader, mean reader, awkward reader, awkward kuru, smau, short, multi-part, lazy writing, not proofread
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⤷ vroom.yn you get it seb!
user1__ awe look at da cutie
user2. awe kuru in her likes
⤷ user_3 this is so parasocial they literally have mutual friends
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kuru’s POV
sebby’s POV
maz talks!: sorey this is short i ain’t feel like doin allat
taglist!!🏷️: @jjomyakuu @j0rdyn-s0sleepy
CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
syn: when Xavier posts his little sister and her band's show flyer, it piques a certain blue haired friend of his interest.
cw: kuru x xaviersobased's rockstar sister, reader is to be born around 2006-2008, reader's band playlist is here, reader's only friends are lwk just her band members and sirena, sirena and 2hollis as reader's fake adoptive parents when she moved to la for a bit.
a/n: yes i js mixed 2 ideas i had together and turned into a smau series LMFAO
00 PROLOGUE
01 sexy blue haired boy
02 let me take you out
03 pre show jitters
04 stage fright
more chapters to come...
II with a suit and tie, with tattoos peaking out. Looking cool asf too.
If you’ve seen the pic, you’ve seen it, and u know what I mean 👀
ONLY YOU ★ rommulas
‘ SUMMARY◞ roman secretly runs one of the biggest fan accounts dedicated to you, but a single mistake reveals his identity to the world, and the internet completely loses its mind.
内容 . . . celeb!reader & fan!roman 𓂃 Ⓢmau ◞ olivia fc ⸝⸝ ⟢ 、 reader is a singer ࣪ ˖ secret admirer type relationship
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yn.source yn looking beautiful at Chloé AW26 show in Paris for Paris fashion week!! literal angel ❤️🔥
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iluvyn GUYS WAKE UP YN.SOURCE JS POSTED A NEW YN UPDATE !!
whiplashyn i will never understand how ur so fast with it user yn.source 😭😭 bearheart no literally omg this acc has to be ran by her manager or sum 😭😭
destroyme damn bro ure one devoted ass fan no way ur up at 3 am posting this💔
imnotinluv pls never stop posting yn updates omg ur my yn updates plug 🥹 yn.source ill never stop don’t worry!
chickensoup she looks so beautiful my gosh
loserlover I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD POST HER AT FASHION WEEK I DIDNT THINK ANYONE WOULD BE SO QUICK POSTING IT😭😭 oooolongtea no LITERALLY it hasn’t even been an hour since the event ended omg
ouioui she’s so pretty omg
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ynln i luv u my baby💘 when we meeting again !! chessasubbiondo fit me in ur busy schedule babe 💔
doritoes my fav photographer and my fav omg
flamingoluvr ROMAN LIKING ??? #noticing 👀 romanticize im sure its bcs chessa and roman are friends 😭 he’s js showing support towards his friend! flamingoluvr NO YEA 100% but this is the only post he liked of chessas and its of yn so i dunno… romanticize in the nicest way possible ur over reading it and beinf delusional 😅 flamingoluvr maybe ur right but let a girl dream💔
ynsbaby she’s absolutely adorable omg the last pic😢😢
nights she showing all her 32 teeth in that last pic so cute
run2me i feel so maternal when it comes to yn stop like no she’s js my 22 yr old baby😕😕 ok sorry ill die all2s MOOT GET A GRIP PLS😭😭😭💔💔💔
runninghigh i love this so bad omg
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iluvyn OH SHES IN THE STUDIO. NEW MUSIC SOON MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED.
2mulas roman liking??? hello???? Is no one else peeping that?? sakurashavedice hollis liked too😭😭 they have mutual friends so they’re prob friends too!! 2mulas i dunno moot… roman barely likes anything&hollis and yn been friends!!
c2sholli what if roman and hollis is on her new tracks 👀. toiletpapaa OH I LIKE THE WAY U THINK.
chobanichoco NEW MUSIC. Im healed.
2pure4u yn pls go on tour i will sell my left kidney for tickets😢😢
888ynhotline literally the prettiest human being ever omg
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yn.source do these pics show yn wow no me importa dude is so sexy i need that sb or will she be like hes funky asf get him away from me I’m gonna block him😕😕
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ynsbaby what the fuck are u tb????? baby that’s rommulas
ynluvr wait am I bugging or have I never seen these roman pics like ever rom2ulas as a certified roman lover he has never posted these pics EVER…… that only means one thing……. 444iq BRO ROMAN WAS BEHIND MY FAV YN UPDATES ACC???
imnotinluv MY YN PLUG WAS ROMAN THIS WHOLE TIME?????WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
thebiggestandbaddest WHY WAS ROMAN MORE TAPPED IN WITH YN THAN ME WHAT??? I FEEL LIKE A FAKE YN FAN.
flamingoluvr I LITERALLY KNEW HE WANTED YN OHMUGOD YO WHO WERE THE BITCHES THAT TOLD ME I WAS DELUSIONAL. romanticize im sorry moot……..💔
antihumanform this stupid fuck oh my god 🤦♂️
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💬 𓈒 𝒜ngela notes : haiiii this was kinda shit but i might do pt2 for this where they pop out or sum i dunno😢😢 this one was more text heavy welp! more posts coming soon I swear and I STILL HATE TUMBLRS SRUPID PIC LIMIT OMG
i miss smokedope #tmb💔
💿 pic creds - my amazing, talented, sexy bf:)
hollis going live, apologizing for being mia then saying he’s been writing… #healed
took screenshots of the hollis live reuploaded to twt like i was there 😹✌️✌️
he’s soooo beautiful i’m going to cry i just 😢 can’t
I’m busting